I don't know how many of you have heard of/seen Shadowbox or S'box Wired (I'm pretty sure it's only in the Ohio/Kentucky area) but their patron night is coming up soon. What it is is a chance for all the talented patrons to blow a chunk of cash that's just sitting around and get an insider peek at a famous theatre company for a night. You can sing with the band, you can bus tables, you can perform any range of parts in a skit. Also, the more friends you bring in your name, the less money you have to pay for your fee.
I am playing The Wicked Witch of the West in a skit called "Wiz Kids". It's awesome. I have like maybe 5 lines, but I get the biggest laughs out of everyone. Yay.