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 Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:20 pm
Yep thats right. Name your favorite flavor texts, Include the cards name too!
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:16 am
I have many favorites, one of which is Goblin Gardener: "Grow food in dirt? Save time, eat dirt."
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:54 pm
lol, battle of wits, "the wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful, the wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane"
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:59 pm
I got a lot. lol
Quicksilver Wall: "Og hit wall. Og no kill wall. Og hate wall!"
Rampant Growth (Mirage version): I've never heard growth!"
Simian Grunts: These monkeys mean business.
Goblin Offensive: They certainly are.
Pouncing Jaguar: One pounce, she's hungry-you die quickly. Two, she's teaching her cubs-you're in for a long day.
Vizzerdrix: A bored wizard once created a vizzerdrix out of a bunny and a piranha. He never made that mistake again.
Reversal of Fortune: "Why learn hundreds of spells when you can learn only one and use it to steal hundreds?"
Trash for Treasure: Goblins generally have two possessions: one per hand.
Borborygmos: "It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him-the only orders he gives are 'Crush them!' and 'We eat!'" Teysa
Wreak Havok: "Crush them!" Borborygmos
Grim Feast: "Hmmm-midnight snack."
Gorilla Titan: "I want a banana this big!"
Uktabi Kong: "I desire the aquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of sbustantial magnitude."
Yeah, I mostly just went through the rares at hand and pulled the funniest text.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:28 am
Gotta love battle of wits, not only for the quote
Out of my fav. qoute I can remember at the moment (misspelling and errors will be common):
Goblin soothsayer: "I see rivers of blood, and great victory, and... hmm, a spleen."
King Cheetah: "If you and a freing are being chased by a king cheetah, you have but one chance: trip your friend."
Goblin Tinkerer: "Can they do that? - Artificer's last words"
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:07 pm
there are to kinds of folks, those who believe what is said to them, and the folks of alk-hazrad -folks of alk-hazrad (don't know the name exactly)
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:03 pm
Tidal Surge-Four little goblins, trapped by the sea. One teased a serpent, and then there were three.
Ogre Taskmaster-Three little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two.
Wild Griffon-Two little goblins, out in the sun. Down came a griffin, and then there was one.
Tremor-One little goblin shook up the ground. When the dust cleared, no one was found.
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