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 Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:19 am
BUT COME ONLY IF YE BE MEN OF VALOUR BECAUSE DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH NASTY BIG POINTY TEETH!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:06 am
"Brother Maynard.......bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:33 am
xd
I love Monty,lol.. domokun
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:54 am
DEATH232 xd I love Monty Python,lol.. domokun I love Graham Chapman.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:47 am
King Arthur and his knights were riding trough a cave when they meet 5 Knights.
Arthur: Who are you?
Knights of Ni: We are the Knights who say Ni! Ni ni ni!
Arthur and his men: AAAAHH!!!
Knights of Ni: Leave now! Ni ni ni!
Arthur & men: (runs away screaming)
Arthur and his men come back later, hoping to sneak past the Knights.
Knights of Ni: Halt!
Arthur: Aaaah! The Knights!
Knights of Ni: Hahaha! We are no longer the Knights of Ni! We are now the Knights who say (says something in gibberish)
ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:04 pm
i'm totally gonna rent the life of brian this weekend.......it looks so funny......but what monty python movie isnt funny?? cl
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:46 pm
Perhaps a couple obscure ones from the TV show:
"My hovercraft is full of eels!"
"Vicious keep left signs....!"
"...they intend to win WIMBLEDON!"
"Rule Number 6. there is NO rule number 6!"
"I'm sorry, this is being hit on the head lessons in here."
"Agnes, did you see who moved in next door? -- Yes, black as the Ace of Spades, they were!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:55 am
Most of my favorite lines have already been quoted, as ususal!... I'm just going to quote them again:
"I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
[JARRING CHORD]
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our cheif weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency..."
"Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot... tis' is a silly place."
"Right. Right."
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible!"
"You're a looney!"
"Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur King Arthur, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!"
"... a whaaat...?? A Grrrrrraiil???!"
"Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!"
[DRAMATIC CHORD]
"Not another shrubbery!"
"There he is!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit."
"You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!"
"Ohh."
"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!"
"Look, that rabbit has a vicious streak a mile wide. It's a killer!"
Ahh. Classic.
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:22 am
"She turn me into a newt."
"A newt!?"
"Well....I got better."
"Isn't great to have a p***s!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:08 pm
"1...2...FIVE!"
"THREE SIR!"
"THREE! :throws:"
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:55 pm
"What if you don't have a gun?"
"What if they're attacking you with a point-ED stick??"
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:59 pm
ooooh i got one that none a yall know XD because it's by onely one guy:
"You better be runnin along. If my husbind sees you, he'll catch you! And grind you up! And scramble you into his eggs! AND EATS YOU! Imaginethatnow!"
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