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Donuts are splendid.

See yor normle agin i toled yuo tat yuo wood be...
yor gerfend broak up wit yuo i sed that
Actually, I'm still really depressed, probably even more depressed than before, but I've been able to shut out my depression better.
...Well, that's good too.
And now, the depression drove me to the point of asking out someone who I've been friends with for 9 years.
Isn't that great now. OH WELL. HAHAGCFPTH!
Luckily, she turned me down, so no harm done.
If you'd assed her out in person, you'd probably be impaled with a anime-weapon of some sort.
No, it would have probably just been really strange.
Sorry... I guess I spoiled it for you...
What are you talking about?