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 Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:05 pm
Just a fun list of "symptoms" you might have if you were turning into House.
1. Bitter sarcasm is your most charming asset.
2. You almost kill people on a regular basis.
3. You have a DVT in your (right?) leg just so you can accessorize with an oh-so-cool cane.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:51 am
You can reduce people to tears when you trying to help them do the right thing for themselves.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:10 pm
You feel no shame staring at inappropriate places on fellow workers.
You also feel no shame in touching those places when the situation calls for it.
Or even if it doesn't.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:52 pm
Well since I started watching House I've become more sarcastic and arogant... man I'm such a tool. I really should be my own person...
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:01 pm
when you find any excuse in life to quote a houseism...
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:54 am
You point out the obvious things when others do
You try and break all the patients convinced that they are lying.
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:45 pm
These are pretty good and quite true...!
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:58 pm
wanting to get out of everything by pretending that you are sick
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:54 am
You swallow painkillers and deny you have an addiction.
You annoy others based on their race.
[Foreman: Let me write on the whiteboard!
House: There's a reason why it's called whiteboard, you know. Not my rules. xd ]
You torment your best friend frequently.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:51 pm
13. Every time you try to give someone advice, something sarcastic comes out instead--and it it's often the truth, but not all that helpful.
14. You've become incredibly perceptive, but only use this power for good when it comes to your job.
15. Your grudges are the stuff of legends.
16. You like to say outrageous things just to see people's reactions, and then mock them.
17. You've developed an odd, snarky sexual tension with your boss and your best friend.
18. Young, naive people seem to keep following you around like puppy dogs.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:49 am
when you put your best friends fingers in warm water on you couch while he is assleep
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:03 am
You limp on your right leg when you walk and don't notice it.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:42 am
start quoting lines from the show
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:43 pm
bossing around your coworkers and telloing them what to do eventhought what you are teling them is probably wrong anyway
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