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 Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:20 am
angryfisheatenbycat fuzzyhenry angryfisheatenbycat Drachyench_The_Eternal I know, it was from Blue Collar TV. *blinks* Not heard of that, so that wasn't where I heard it... confused Ah... I hear overused jokes from my dad and another guy... xp
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:59 pm
Here's a joke that my dad used way too much over the holidays and I got really sick and tired of.
H'okay. So this guy is sitting in a bar at the top of a really tall building, sipping his rum and coke. This big, msucular guy waltzes and says, "Barkeep! Gimme a Guiness!" The bartender gives him a Guiness. The man chugs it back, runs over, wrenches out the window, and hurls himself out it. The rum and coke guy is shocked, but not as shocked as when the same guy walks back into the room.
"Bartender! Another Guiness!" He repeats the actions again and when he comes back into the room, rum and coke guy stops him.
"How do you do that?" He asks. The other man smiled knowingly and leaned in towards him confidentially.
"It's the bubbles. They flow into your bloodstream and you can fly. It's the most amazing feeling."
"Really?" The guy's eyes widen. "Bartender, a Guiness, please!" The bartender hands him a Guiness, he chugs it down and jumps out the window, plummeting to his death. The bartender sighs.
"You know, you can be a real a*****e sometimes, Superman."
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:15 am
The Satah Here's a joke that my dad used way too much over the holidays and I got really sick and tired of.
H'okay. So this guy is sitting in a bar at the top of a really tall building, sipping his rum and coke. This big, msucular guy waltzes and says, "Barkeep! Gimme a Guiness!" The bartender gives him a Guiness. The man chugs it back, runs over, wrenches out the window, and hurls himself out it. The rum and coke guy is shocked, but not as shocked as when the same guy walks back into the room.
"Bartender! Another Guiness!" He repeats the actions again and when he comes back into the room, rum and coke guy stops him.
"How do you do that?" He asks. The other man smiled knowingly and leaned in towards him confidentially.
"It's the bubbles. They flow into your bloodstream and you can fly. It's the most amazing feeling."
"Really?" The guy's eyes widen. "Bartender, a Guiness, please!" The bartender hands him a Guiness, he chugs it down and jumps out the window, plummeting to his death. The bartender sighs.
"You know, you can be a real a*****e sometimes, Superman." *is not sure of her reaction to that* Well, it's new to me anyway!
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:51 am
angryfisheatenbycat eek surprised xd sweatdrop gonk cry sad xp *is not sure of her reaction to that* Well, it's new to me anyway!
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:27 am
The Satah angryfisheatenbycat eek surprised xd sweatdrop gonk cry sad xp *is not sure of her reaction to that* Well, it's new to me anyway! Yeah, some people seem to have the knack for telling jokes... I unfortunately, am not one of them... gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:45 pm
Nearly?
How the crap did you find this !?
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:49 pm
Dark Schizo Nearly? How the crap did you find this !? I just went back until I reached April 1, 2005. Then it was just a matter of going back until I found it.
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:09 am
Fuzzy's posts! whee
I missed what the maps looked like... crying They really hate anyone who's not american... xp Anyone got those graphics saved?
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:41 am
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO. *Angsts.*
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:48 am
The Satah I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO. *Angsts.*
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:17 am
[SomePersonYouDontKnow] I know! Time really flies by...
*Ba-dum-bum-tch!*
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:35 am
The Satah [SomePersonYouDontKnow] I know! Time really flies by...
*Ba-dum-bum-tch!*
You call it flying, I call it plummeting.
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