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 Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:13 am
Have you ever seen/heard/tasted/whatevered something that really made you wonder about it and come to a bizarre, but logical extension of it? For instance:
Have you ever seen those female-shaped mannequins with stiff nipples? I mean, obviously, mannequins are entirely stiff, so their nipples, perked or not, would be stiff. But have you ever wondered why it is that they're...perky? And why do they just do that on female mannequins? Why not on the male ones too? Or, why don't they have male mannequins that look like they have an erection? Or even better, why don't they have male mannequins with motion detectors, so that everyone someone walks by them, they go up? I mean, sure, it might seem a bit too sexual for the more sexually conservative, but, are nipples really horribly different? I mean, yes, we might see nipples in realy life, but, could we see guys getting hard in real life too? Why can't we have mannequins that get hard? It would be funny. biggrin
So yeah. This a thread for the way your mind flows when it considers something.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:36 pm
Oh, you mean Osaka Logic. Okay.
Ever think about how about half of PS2 RPGs have characters who look really short? But are they really short, or is it just their ultra-inflated heads? And how do their little tiny necks support said heads? I can't figure that out for the life of me. sad
Or that one guy Pascal and Pascal's Wager? What if Buddhism's reality? (Then if you don't follow it's principles, you're damning yourself to a not-so-good next life - finite but not non-negligible loss) Hinduism? (Same) Scientology? (You become one of the evil souls that ******** people's lives up - sounds good to me! biggrin )
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:18 pm
Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles? you're going to die anyway, so it's not like you'll get infected. But if you get an infection, will your corpse be all yucky and diseased? But will you care?! You'll be DEAD! With good reason! Like, a mass murderer's funeral, "Eww...he's got an infection!" "So, he killed 20 people!" "Yeah, but he must be MORTIFIED going out in public like that!" --doesn't work...--
I don't get it. Like why people NEED for the toilet paper to go a certain way....odd....
And I'd like a mannequin to get hard over me. Oh, yes.
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