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 Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:07 am
I hope no-body minds but i got bored then i found a really funny, but stupid site so now everyone can suffer reading my stupid jokes Muah ha ha ha ha twisted
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:11 am
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire
planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:02 am
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
Have you heard of the new Ken Doll. It's called the "Child Support Ken"?
It can't be found.
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.
Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:26 pm
I think im the only one who post's here. crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:48 am
WEll taht's because it took me forever to have time to check this place out again! (School, work and jazz like that...)
My dad and I were driving to school (one of the few times he was dropping me off instead of vise-versa) and were in the Diamond lane. A SUV swerved to get ahead of us into the lane (pretty heavy traffic at the time) and pulled ahead of us. My dad looked at the time on the clock and the time that the diamond lane was the diamond lane(you know in some places it is only a diamond lane for a certain amount of time) Then at the SUV, noticing that there was only one person inside, and commented, "That person is a sick bird."
I looked at my dad, a bewildered and confused look on my face, "Huh?"
"He's a sick bird."
I blinked a few times, still not understanding, "What do you mean?"
"He's an Ill Eagle." (illegal)
I understood a few seconds later, "Oh pooo, that was BAD!" and put my face in my hands.
My dad just chuckled, thuoughly enjoying himself.
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:35 pm
Silriel WEll taht's because it took me forever to have time to check this place out again! (School, work and jazz like that...) My dad and I were driving to school (one of the few times he was dropping me off instead of vise-versa) and were in the Diamond lane. A SUV swerved to get ahead of us into the lane (pretty heavy traffic at the time) and pulled ahead of us. My dad looked at the time on the clock and the time that the diamond lane was the diamond lane(you know in some places it is only a diamond lane for a certain amount of time) Then at the SUV, noticing that there was only one person inside, and commented, "That person is a sick bird." I looked at my dad, a bewildered and confused look on my face, "Huh?" "He's a sick bird." I blinked a few times, still not understanding, "What do you mean?" "He's an Ill Eagle." (illegal) I understood a few seconds later, "Oh pooo, that was BAD!" and put my face in my hands. My dad just chuckled, thuoughly enjoying himself. Ha Ha ha haha thats funny mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:16 am
The Faerie Of Death Silriel WEll taht's because it took me forever to have time to check this place out again! (School, work and jazz like that...) My dad and I were driving to school (one of the few times he was dropping me off instead of vise-versa) and were in the Diamond lane. A SUV swerved to get ahead of us into the lane (pretty heavy traffic at the time) and pulled ahead of us. My dad looked at the time on the clock and the time that the diamond lane was the diamond lane(you know in some places it is only a diamond lane for a certain amount of time) Then at the SUV, noticing that there was only one person inside, and commented, "That person is a sick bird." I looked at my dad, a bewildered and confused look on my face, "Huh?" "He's a sick bird." I blinked a few times, still not understanding, "What do you mean?" "He's an Ill Eagle." (illegal) I understood a few seconds later, "Oh pooo, that was BAD!" and put my face in my hands. My dad just chuckled, thuoughly enjoying himself. Ha Ha ha haha thats funny mrgreen My dad LOVES playing with words... No kidding. And he'll come up with the most random things at the most random moments. Tis rather interesting.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:30 am
Silriel The Faerie Of Death Silriel WEll taht's because it took me forever to have time to check this place out again! (School, work and jazz like that...) My dad and I were driving to school (one of the few times he was dropping me off instead of vise-versa) and were in the Diamond lane. A SUV swerved to get ahead of us into the lane (pretty heavy traffic at the time) and pulled ahead of us. My dad looked at the time on the clock and the time that the diamond lane was the diamond lane(you know in some places it is only a diamond lane for a certain amount of time) Then at the SUV, noticing that there was only one person inside, and commented, "That person is a sick bird." I looked at my dad, a bewildered and confused look on my face, "Huh?" "He's a sick bird." I blinked a few times, still not understanding, "What do you mean?" "He's an Ill Eagle." (illegal) I understood a few seconds later, "Oh pooo, that was BAD!" and put my face in my hands. My dad just chuckled, thuoughly enjoying himself. Ha Ha ha haha thats funny mrgreen My dad LOVES playing with words... No kidding. And he'll come up with the most random things at the most random moments. Tis rather interesting. My mum thinks im random because i play on words all the time half the time she says she does'nt understand me but my dad always does. Then again he always comes up with random things as well Mum says i take after him we both said i didnt at the same time lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:17 am
Random stuff is fun...
and for random stuff...
Here are some t-shirt things that I thought were pretty funny:
"Cereal Killer" with a picture of a spoon (I want that one sooooooo bad...)
"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me,"
"I'm not weird. I'm gifted."
Front:
"How do you keep an idiot busy? (See other side)"
Back:
"How do you keep an idiot busy? (See other side)"
"How many vegetables had to DIE for your STUPID salad?!"
"I think I brained my damage." (picture of a guy who obviously skateboarded down the stairs and landed awkwardly)
"I need a nap."
"I have kidnapped myself. If you want to see again, pay me $1,000,000."
AAAaaaand, my personal favorite:
"Silence is golden.... but duct tape is silver!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:09 am
Rofl Ive always love the saying about the duct tape
Heres a lil poem i made up in the middle of a convo with my friend after we got our report results. Both reports said that we need to continue our positive approach next semester at school
Me: I didnt even know i had a positive approach
Friend: lol
Me: We're happy little vegemites!
Friend: LOL (starts chatting about something)
Me: *Typing unaware*
Where happy little vegemites
For breakfast luch and tea
We laugh and giggle all the time
Because we piddled in your tea
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:51 pm
Earlier today at work:
Me: I'm hungry
my friend: Hi hungry I'm(insert name)
Me: Nice to meet you *shakes hand*
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:27 pm
My favorite joke when I was little was, seriously:
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One goes Choo-Choo and the other goes "Spit out your gum"
Seriously.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:13 am
Lol
My mum is full of funny sayings and I cant remember any gonk
Once i was chatting to my friend on MSN and in the middle of the conversation he said on the in 3 seperate posts Im Wearing Pants
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