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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:23 am

[ C.//_WELCOME ]
Welcome to the Official Kryten Fans thread, hosted and ran by yours truly.

Now, I told you that only approved fans can post. Want to be a member? Post here with any Kryten quote, and find yourself on the list!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:48 am

[ C.//_SPACE.CORPS.DIRECTIVES ]
1. No spamming of any kind.
2. No fighting of any kind.
3. No harassing of any kind.
4. Only messages relating to Kryten, please. You have the rest of the guild for everything else.
5. No crew member with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.

Spores

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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:55 am

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Ah, me. What a topic. I have developed a small factfile which I think you will find to be quite interesting, and much more efficient than a long, rambling paragraph. wink

01: NAME.
Spores, or Amii. ^_^
02: D.O.B.
20 / 05 / 1990
03: LOCATION.
Somewhere in the South West of England. :3
04: LIKES.
Red Dwarf, spending time with friends, chatting on Gaia, AIM, drawing and roleplaying.
05: DISLIKES.
Chatspeak, ignorance, stupidity [if not displayed as a joke], my computer. :B
06: FAVOURITE EPISODE.
Series VI - Out Of Time.
07: FAVOURITE CHARACTER.
Kryten, obviously. 8D
08: FAVOURITE QUOTE.
"I have as much interest in saving my own life as a chronically depressed lemming." - Kryten

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:04 am

[ C.//_KRYTEN-2X4B.523P ]
01: NAME.
Kryten 2X4B-523P.
["It's such a jerky middle name! Why didn't they just call me Cecil and have done with it?"]
02: NICKNAME.
Krytie or Kryters.
03: FIRST SEEN IN.
Self-titled episode of Red Dwarf; Kryten. [Series 3]
04: OCCUPATION.
Sanitation Droid, Science Officer.
05: LIKES.
Watching 'Androids', dreaming, Camille, Silicon Heaven.
06: DREAM.
To do a lot of laundry!
07: BACKGROUND. [Borrowed from here.]
Originally a service mechanoid aboard the Nova V, Kryten accidently crashed the ship killing the entire crew when he decided to give the main and back-up computers a good soapy clean. The three other survivors of the crash, mapping officers Jane Air, Tracey Johns and Anne Gill, perished soon afterwards but Kryten did not notice and continued to feed and dress them.

His first arrival aboard Red Dwarf was short-lived, his willingness to serve was so abused by Rimmer that Kryten rebelled, took Lister's space bike and fled into space. Soon afterwards he was found to have crashed into an asteroid. Lister toiled to fix the droid, but was unable to fully restore his original personality, or his accent, which altered from upper-class English to Canadian.

Despite being voted 'the big-eared, ugly one' by his other spare heads, Kryten attracted the attentions of Camille, a pleasure GELF whose love Kryten would sadly lose to her husband, Hector.

Maintaining a staunch belief in Silicon Heaven, Kryten continues to take lessons from Lister in lying and rudimentary insults. He has also mastered pomposity if he does say so himself, although when ambivalent he does have the look of a Lister being forced to eat salad. He has also, and quite by accident, begun to exhibit a possessive jealousy towards Kochanski over Lister.

All these character flaws, of which Kryten had become rightly proud, were nearly lost when his corrupted files were repaired by Red Dwarf scientists and the Data Doctor program. However his ability to display ambivalence came through, re-corrupting his circuitry and returning him to the messed-up mechanoid he was.

Harbouring a desire to be human, Kryten was lucky enough to get his wish when his part-organic brain allowed his DNA to be transformed. Discoveries of non-functional nipples, mediocre visual functions and disturbing underpant activity, however, forced the mechanoid to rethink his position and change back.