[Butt-Secks]
"Grammar" There I said it. Now all I have to do is justify it, correct? In the early days of civilization, the English language was clouded with hideous grunts, unintelligible groans, and snorts that raised the hairs on the back of one's neck. This age, as defined by some, was the Prehistoric Age. Yet, more have termed this age the 21st Century. Unbeknownst to most English speaking Primates, these grunts, groans, and moans are all leading to the dissidence between peoples. Millions go to war over this, and I feel I should be a soldier in the only army that fights for change. This is not propaganda. This is war, and I am willing to give my life for the cause: The English Language.
This is easily the gayest petition I've ever read. So, do you say yea or nay to requests for petitions with the "lulz"?
