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 Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:09 pm
There were 4 people and they came by a magical bridge. When you cross it you can turn into anything you want and once you get to the other side of the bridge you turn back to a human.
Person #1 says, "I want to be a cow." So he turned into a cow across the bridge and became human at the end of the bridge.
Person #2 says, "I want to be a bird." So he turned into a bird across the bridge and became human at the end of the bridge.
Person #3 says, "I want to be a mouse." So he turned into a mouse across the bridge and became human at the end of the bridge.
Person #4 says, "I want to be everything." So he turned into a sausage.
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in Korean.......
cow = 소 [so]
bird =새 [sae]
mouse=쥐 [ju-ee]
put it all together and it makes 소새쥐 or sausage xp
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:08 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:43 pm
I just know the emo and bread one. Agh, I don't speak in Korean anymore............ crying _ crying _ crying _ crying _T 
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:17 pm
My eyes are the same as theirs. But I hate their guts, mouths and heart. What am I?
A: A Japanese. =P
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:17 am
What did the truck driver say to the piece of bread in the middle of the road?
BBANG BBANG!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:23 am
Hm...oh. i got another one.
There's a kind named Mong. Him and his friend are having a snowball fight and then mong's friend hits him with an iceball. so he cries and runs home.
So his friend says, "DONT GO MONG!! (Donkomong)" XD
Second part:
He goes home and he tells him mom what happened, so she calms him down and gives him a cup of hot chocolate. He asks, "what's this?"
His mom says, "Its Coco, Mong. (Kokomong) "
for those of you who dont get it, dont go mong is similar to donkomong, which is the korean word for...butthole... sweatdrop
and coco,mong is similar to kokomong, which is the word for nose hole XD
pretty kiddy joke, but i thought it was kinda funny blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:17 am
Okay, scenario is, there's a couple. But the guy could never get an erection. So one day, God said that he'll give him three erections!. God told him that when he hears bbong he'll get an erection, and to make it go away, he has to hear bbang. So on the way to work, he can't believe it so he says bbong! and it worked. The man was overjoyed, but the person behind him honked at him, (bbang bbang is the sound that koreans use to describe car horns) and so it went away. Oh well, he said, it's only one that's gone. However, while he was at work, he heard a balloon pop (bbong!) , which wasted yet another erection. The man, scared, put in earplugs until he got home. When he got home, he went into his bedroom with the girl, and took off his pants, and said BBONG!. And the girl was so happy, and she said "와~ 빵빵 하다" (waaa, bbang bbang ha da, which means woow, its hard.)
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:31 pm
I don't get this one my friend told me.
"Why do you never play Uno with Koreans? They always go for the green card."
Anyone explain?
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