Goth_Doberman
everyone! this is just a sample of the episode that I made up. I skipped a whole bunch of cussing and events just to jog your curiosity. sweatdrop
HERE IT IS!:
Mr. Garrison- (as calm as possible) Eric calm down and let Kyle talk. like you were saying Kyle?
Kyle- about Cartman!?!
Cartman- what the hell did I do!?!
Mr. Garrison- no, no, no. I mean about the show.
Kyle- oh�what show?
Mr. Garrison- (sighs but continues to be as calm as possible) were you the one who also was part of the witchcraft show?
Kyle- oh� no.
Mr. Garrison- (relieved) oh, thank god.
Mr. Mackey- but does anyone know who else was?
class- (thinks)
Stan- oh. you mean Kenny!
Mr. Garrison- bingo.
Mr. Mackey- m�kay. now that wasn�t so hard was it? (looks around classroom) but where is Kenny?
Kyle- oh. they killed Kenny.
Mr. Mackey- well, I guess problem solved m�kay?
Mr. Garrison- wait a minute. even though Kenny�s gone, he still can come back right?
Mr. Hat- (after being picked off of desk) (gasps) that�s right Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Mackey- well I guess that could be highly possible m�kay!
Mr. Garrison- so it�s settled! Cartman! Kyle! Stan!
Timmy- Timmy!
Mr. Garrison- no, not you Timmy. listen, if your little friend doesn�t come back tomorrow like he should, instead of hell on him, there�s gonna be hell on you.
Kyle- (in a squeaky shocked voice) what?
HERE IT IS!:
Mr. Garrison- (as calm as possible) Eric calm down and let Kyle talk. like you were saying Kyle?
Kyle- about Cartman!?!
Cartman- what the hell did I do!?!
Mr. Garrison- no, no, no. I mean about the show.
Kyle- oh�what show?
Mr. Garrison- (sighs but continues to be as calm as possible) were you the one who also was part of the witchcraft show?
Kyle- oh� no.
Mr. Garrison- (relieved) oh, thank god.
Mr. Mackey- but does anyone know who else was?
class- (thinks)
Stan- oh. you mean Kenny!
Mr. Garrison- bingo.
Mr. Mackey- m�kay. now that wasn�t so hard was it? (looks around classroom) but where is Kenny?
Kyle- oh. they killed Kenny.
Mr. Mackey- well, I guess problem solved m�kay?
Mr. Garrison- wait a minute. even though Kenny�s gone, he still can come back right?
Mr. Hat- (after being picked off of desk) (gasps) that�s right Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Mackey- well I guess that could be highly possible m�kay!
Mr. Garrison- so it�s settled! Cartman! Kyle! Stan!
Timmy- Timmy!
Mr. Garrison- no, not you Timmy. listen, if your little friend doesn�t come back tomorrow like he should, instead of hell on him, there�s gonna be hell on you.
Kyle- (in a squeaky shocked voice) what?
Dude, that was feakin weak. Let Trey and Matt do the writing, M'Kay? Persoanlly I think I could do better, but I chould never capture their style or get the characters just right. Plus I don't want to be sued.