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 Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:19 pm
Little Omi " Axel looking at Vexen's "Use" of the laser "You used the laser...to toast your sandwich." "YES! Why else would I have an orbital laser?" "I dunno, to KILL people maybe?" "You're just mad YOU don't have one." " Organization XIII Needs Some Help by Zorel
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:26 pm
""Hey Vexy? What's this supposed to do?" He asked as the teacher passed nearby. Vexen blinked confusedly before saying one of the things you never want to hear from a teacher.
"I don't know, but it'll be fun to find out!" He declared happily and wandered off. Yuffie and Riku exchanged glances before Riku scooted a few feet away. Yuffie pouted at him, then slowly, carefully, tipped the container so that a single solitary drop hit the mixture."
Sleepless by DemonSurfer
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:50 pm
" “Haven’t you watched those shows on the weather channel? People like us on planes like this during storms like that die!” Demyx explained..."
Stranded With You by Katraa
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:03 pm
Little Omi " “Haven’t you watched those shows on the weather channel? People like us on planes like this during storms like that die!” Demyx explained..." Stranded With You by Katraa I heart KATRAA!!! >w< I befriended her back in my ToS fandom days... Anyway, *clears throat* Yes, I have a quote. But it's whited-out because it happens near the end of the story and it's spoilerish if you haven't read it. But... if you don't intend to read it, go ahead and go this hilarious quote. biggrin Roxas raised his hand to quiet the crowd. “One more thing, about all the rumors you have been hearing. I think it’s time we cleared the water on this. The real reason all this strange stuff on Destiny Islands has been happening is because,” he paused to draw in a dramatic breath, and then he yelled into the microphone, “Because I’ve been sleeping with Rufus Shinra!”
“Ajkf;dlsjfdj;fjdkslajf;djsafdsfj,” said everyone in the auditorium. Rufus went slack jawed with shock, and then he began yelling that it was a lie, but no one could hear him over all the commotion in the auditorium.
“You know, I had no idea that he would be such a difficult lay,” continued Roxas. “If I had known that his rich parents were going to send the police and the S. W. A. T. team for one little b*****b, I would have said ******** it.”
“JFKLDSJ:FDSJFKJ:FJDF biggrin JFDKFJ!!!!” went the students.
The school principal looked like he was going to die of a heart attack. Meanwhile, the disciplinarian was rapidly making his way towards the stage area from the back of the auditorium with a beyond pissed expression on his face.
“So I wanted to say, goodbye Rufus, and thank you for all the hot sex.” Upon finishing his grand speech, Roxas turned and gave the ex-president a cheeky smile.
“JFKDSLFJ:JFK:LJDKFJD:FJAKL:JG,” and this time, those were Rufus’s sentiments as he rushed at Roxas. “I’ll show you the truth of this freak!” He yelled, just before snatching the baseball cap off Roxas’s head.
The auditorium suddenly went silent. Roxas turned to face Rufus with a bland expression on his face. Idly, he ran his fingers through his choppy hair, which were completely devoid of any cat ears to snag his fingers on. “If you wanted to touch me that bad, you could have just said so,” he said airily.
Rufus was dumbfounded. Where were the ears?! In the background, Reno looked as if he were about to die of apoplexy.
“You want to check my butt too?” added Roxas with a shameless leer. “Here kitty kitty~.” He snatched Rufus’s wrist in an iron grip, making him drop the baseball hat that was in his hands, and then yanked him forwards to press a sloppy kiss to his lips.
Sadly, none of the other Turks came to Rufus’s rescue while this travesty occurred, because they were terrified of Roxas. They all had seen the videotape, they had heard about the explosions on the mountain in the morning news, there were police everywhere, and despite the fact that none of it added up, they were still convinced that Roxas was dangerous.
There was only one person who didn’t look shocked by what was going on, and that was bald-headed Rude. He wore a huge grin on his face as he watched Rufus get kissed by an alien catboy, and then he said, “I told you Rufus was gay.”
Reno and Tseng stared at their comrade, who had broken his silence for the first time since freshman year. Fuzzy Love by Cold Silence AMAZING FIC. =) *happy fangirl twitches* I took out the link because it's definitely not nice Gaia material. ^^;
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:15 am
Riku to Sora: "I cant believe you hit me with a popcicle!" ~School Day by Dark Ki!
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:08 pm
skankmuffin Riku to Sora: "I cant believe you hit me with a popcicle!" ~School Day by Dark Ki! x3 That's one of the best Uke!Riku smutfics ever...<3
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:35 pm
"Imagine, if you will, the paint aisle of a hardware store. More specifically the wooden shelves upon which there are stacked the paint sampler swatches—those colorful pieces of thin poster board with mock-ups of the paint colors on them for couples to hold up to each other and say things like “Grasshopper Smile will never go in the family room! I was thinking more of a Traffic Cone Rhapsody or a Pencil Grindings Gray!”
Imagine somehow taking every paint color in those sampling swatches and turning the intensity up a hundredfold—past the threshold of visible light and into the spectrum they use for coloring children’s TV shows these days. No—in fact, more intense than that. We are talking some intense color here. Liberace’s rainbow sequin disco suit in stadium lightning intense."
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:19 pm
"You are not supposed to be in love with your best friend, who is a GUY, a very sexy guy I might add. Guys do not love guys. Guys love girls, and the girls love the guys and con them into buying them giant teddy bears with hearts. If a guy loves a guy, who will waste their money on giant teddy bears? No one. You hear me, no one. The teddy bears will go unloved. And the teddy bears need love." -Teddy Bears by Soul of the Wind.
Not sure why, but I started laughing so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes when I read this. Maybe it's the 5 hours sleep and 2 cups of coffee catching up to me.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:57 pm
B.N.A.P.Hime "You are not supposed to be in love with your best friend, who is a GUY, a very sexy guy I might add. Guys do not love guys. Guys love girls, and the girls love the guys and con them into buying them giant teddy bears with hearts. If a guy loves a guy, who will waste their money on giant teddy bears? No one. You hear me, no one. The teddy bears will go unloved. And the teddy bears need love." -Teddy Bears by Soul of the Wind. Not sure why, but I started laughing so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes when I read this. Maybe it's the 5 hours sleep and 2 cups of coffee catching up to me.... sweatdrop
Anything from Those Lacking Spines is hilarious. I wish I could have caught all of the outside references that they slip into there.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:49 pm
xD I read the first chapter of TLS. It was great. <33
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:42 pm
xD These are just killing me. ^^;
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