Ms. Sex
My most memorable Halloween was last year. After 9 'o clock all the hooligans come out the wreck havoc. Well, that's when I get into my scarecrow costume. I sat on the bench in front of the house and waited for people to ocm to ring the doorbell and run, or to steal all the candy we left out. If they took moore than 3 pieces of candy, I would jump out and scare the crap out of them.

Or, two years ago during our first Haunted House, we sent a full grown man out crying with his pants soaked. He pissed himself. It was the funniest thing. Everybody who worked at the Haunted House burst out in laughter after he left.

Everyone knows that if you leave out a bowl that says 'Take one', that it really means 'Take one bowl full'.

duh.