|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:00 pm
If anyone can properly identify all four of the anime I've mashed together into this monstrosity, that person gets a cookie.
INT -- JINDAI HIGH SCHOOL -- CAFETERIA
It's lunch time, and as such, students and teachers alike are crowded in to get their meals. Kaname runs into Sousuke at the end of the line.
KANAME: Hi, Sousuke! Didn't fancy seeing you here.
SOUSUKE: Yeah, I seem to have run out of rations. Something's not right about this situation, however.
KANAME: Oh, come on, Sousuke! What's up with that attitude? Where's the spirit? Go in there with all you've got!
SOUSUKE: Okay, I'll try.
Sousuke pulls out his GLOCK 26 and fires three shots into the air. Everyone turns around and looks at him.
SOUSUKE: Hand over the shrimp now! Comply or be shot!
Edward Elric, tucked in somewhere along the line, gets pissed and flies into a rage.
EDWARD: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP?!
Yuki Sohma sighs.
YUKI: That's not the shrimp you're looking for, Mr. Sagara.
Edward's still pissed.
EDWARD: Hey, watch it, you little rat!
YUKI: This is the shrimp you're looking for.
Yuki gestures towards 10-year-old Negi Springfield, the latest addition to the Jindai High faculty.
NEGI: Who? Me? Shrimp?
ASUNA: YUKI, YOU RAT!!!
Asuna replies to Yuki's perceived insult by kicking him in the head, knocking him out cold.
KYO: You b***h! Only *I* get to beat up on Yuki!
ASUNA: Bring it on!
Asuna and Kyo charge at each other. Negi brings up his staff.
NEGI: That...wasn't...very...NICE!!!
Right before Kyo hits Asuna, Negi swings his staff at Kyo like a baseball bat, hitting him with such force that he's launched clear across the room and right out the window. Everyone is stunned speechless, and the silence persists for a few more seconds until Sousuke fires another shot into the air.
SOUSUKE: Once more! The shrimp! Now!
Yuki briefly emerges from his coma to speak up. He points at Negi.
YUKI: I told you, Mr. Sagara. That's the shrimp you're looking for.
EDWARD: Shut up, you rat b*****d!
Edward and Asuna simultaneously kick Yuki in the face, knocking him out again. More silence.
KANAME: Uh, guys, you'd better get Sousuke the shrimp he wants before he shoots more holes into the ceiling.
In response, everyone rushes the cafeteria counter.
NEGI: Come on, get Sousuke his shrimp!
EDWARD: Did you really have to use your gun, Sousuke?!
Kaname glares at Sousuke, who merely sweatdrops in response.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:03 pm
Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Fruits Basket, and... Pokemon? sweatdrop
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:06 pm
Ty-Ty x Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Fruits Basket, and... Pokemon? sweatdrop FMA and Furuba, yes. Naruto and Pokemon, no. Keep guessing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:18 pm
You forgot the part where I stalk Yuki. rolleyes
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:24 pm
xXx-Loveless-xXx You forgot the part where I stalk Yuki. rolleyes Okay... *tacks that on* INT -- JINDAI HIGH SCHOOL -- CAFETERIA A few minutes have passed since the incident. By now, everyone's seated and eating their lunches. Yuki's still passed out on the floor, however. PAIGE: Time to go in. Paige walks into the cafeteria, grabs Yuki's unconscious body, and runs off. What she did with it afterwards is too graphic to describe. NEGI: Did anybody see where Yuki went? EDWARD: Who cares about that rat b*****d? SOUSUKE: Personally, I'd like to pop a few caps in his a**, but that's just me. ASUNA: It's more fun if you kick him in the nuts repeatedly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:36 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:43 pm
Never heard of the second.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:52 pm
Ty-Ty x Never heard of the second. *checks* Apparently, Negima hasn't been licensed for Australia. I don't know if FMP! is, however. Try searching for both on YouTube or something like that.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
