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Dren walks into the airport saying, "I'm here, and its a beautiful day!!!"

He jumped right up to Cloud , he appears to be full of energy. He says, "Guess what!! I got both of us a movie deal..It is the most awesome thing ever." He continues with a enthusiastic smile, "I spent all day yesterday talking to the director-he said that he needed someone just like you, so here you are! I'm so excited, I almost didn't go to sleep last night!"

Dren said, " Oh...Well in that case, follow me! I got a limo out in back and we can head over to the Oasis hotel, anyways I gotta meet the director there." in answer to his second question, Drens albino forehead narrowed in concentration. And he said, "Well lets see, if Midgar runs on lifestream time, and barrett snores when he sleeps...lets see carry the one, subtract two..." And he pulled out a calculator and pushed in some numbers, he said, "Ah here we go!" And showed Cloud what it said on the calculator, I have no bloomin idea mate.

"I got this calculator at the gift shop, pretty funny-huh?" His chaufffear came into the lobby- "Sah! Will we be leevin now?" And Dren asked the chauffear about midgar time and the chauffear suprisingly answered Clouds questiion correctly.

Camcorder turns back on-

Dren is getting make up put on to look like Rufus, another actress by the name of Velma Dura is getting the same treatement for looking like Pelbina. The director-a man in a blue business suit-wearing a red cape and bowler hat says to them all, "Places people! People go to your places! Get the jeep going for the ride around." Dren/Rufus jumps into the jeep and so does Velma/Pelbina. The director with his big circular goggles walks up to Cloud dressed as Sid and says, "Alright-this is after the fight scene in the bar, Pelbina and rufus will enter-and then you know what to right?" He seemed very nervous-the director-Radar man. This was the first film (even though it was independant) that had actually gotten somewhere with the producers.

Just as the scene is to start, The director halts it saying, "Hold on everybody, we got Dingos!" The man with the camcorder follows the running people as animal control is coming out-apparently a large pack of dingoes is running around disrupting production. Pelbinas wig gets knocked off as one of them goes right past her- Dren picks up the wig and says "The Dingoes stole my baby, the dingoes stole m'baby!" Radar Man says to Dren as hes passing by, "Shut up Dren, besides I hated "A Cry in the dark"!"

As animal control is rounding up the dingoes, a buzzy static filled communicae comes on the Walkie talkies, One on cloud , one on Radar Man, a perky female voice says, "Uh...Everybody, anybody out there?" Radar Man presses the button and says, "Mindy-not now, we got sort've a problem!" And she responds,"Well I just thought you'd want to know that while the dingoes were running around, theres some crocodiles in front of Mr.Jacksons car."
Radar mans face goes pale, he says to the talkie," You mean...Peter Jackson?" And the voice goes, "Yah Thats him! I loved that movie King Kong, it was so.." But no one can hear what shes saying over Radar man saying, ".....DAMN'T!!"

Radar Swore again and said, " Well, I sort've cut most of the security out of the budget.." He looked around and saw the camcorder staring right at him and he looked shocked. Stepping closer and closer to it, he said, "Why don't you turn that..." And just as he reached for the camera and clicked it off he said, "OFF!"

The camera view switches from the night driving scene to Draqx just getting out of security adjusting his labcoatand carryin a handful of luggage tags with a distinctive red and white striped border warning that the information on the tags is important as the contents are quite dangerous, WHIMIS transportation tags are things to take seriously as they tend to communicate several good bits of information.

'Well I finally cleared customs, they had to talk back and forth with people from all over, even phoning back to Canada for confirmation.

"Just a few things for special effects." they said to bring. They could have warned the security what sort of thing to expect. Of course they might have ment the light systems only... but that can be compiled out of things you can find anywhere. Its chemicals and mechanisms precision adjusted that I took them to mean. After all where are you going to find lier measures of certain chemical mixes and catylists eh?'

The camera turns to show HazMat suited figures loading metal hand cases into an armoured truck before swiveling back to Draqx, who seems exicted.

'So, I am over half a day late, but lets see if we can surprize them eh, come on were going in the land rover.'

Draqx goes over to the awaiting veichle while the cameraman turns back to the armoured truck where over a dozen of those dangerous goods squares are being attached, it zooms up in one in particular, the nuclear trifoil. the cameraman mutters something about "surprized like hirosima" and "glad I am riding in the other car." before turning back to the land rover and the camera turns off with the last picture of Draqx's face gleaming in anticipation of the surprize when he arrives with his equipment and truck of goodies that has so many warning labels on it that "its dangerous to even have that many warnings on nevermind whats in it."

Cloud is standing on the set waiting to be given his orders for what he's supposed to look like and act like in this scene since he barely read the script except on the airplane to Australia. He yells over to Radar Man, "Hey! How should I act in this scene? I mean like whats my motivation in this one?" He is standing a little slanted with a face of a man who is a bit confused about everything thats going on. He then yells out, "HEY! CAN I GET SOME MORE SUNSCREEN HERE THIS SUN IS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ME AND I HAVE FAIRLY SENSITIVE SKIN!" He then yells, "SORRY FOR SOUNDING SO DEMANDING!"