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When somebody says something random on Gaia it will most likely be along the lines of cookies, pie, babies, sex... But you never expect somebody to go into full story mode with irrelevant events put into it. So let's see how people do well with this kind of thing. domokun

i made a random comment one time with out even meaning to I say something dealing with Heartless and Running of the Bulls, I think it went along the lines of... Welcome to the running of the Heartless, if you don't make it you become one.

Another one I did... You all know the saying "In the name of the Moon I shall punish you." Of course you do lol well I was tired and I wanted to tell my ride that I wanted to go to bed, I knew how much she loved Sailor Moon so I just said In the name of Sleep I shall Polish you. She and the people she was talking to almost died laughing.

lol. I love that. I have one printed from an IM somewhere. I wonder if I can find it...

My friends and I usually get pretty random.. and usually its about the most weirdest stuff you could guess at.. We go from talking about cookies to tables in seconds.. anything that pops in our heads can be crazy... heh its funny.

You want to see me being random? I'll be so random that you're going to fall over and laugh!

Story Of The Random
So, I walked into a room and there it was. A piece of cheese. It had nine eyes, a finger, and I think a hole in its head. It tried to eat me. I swear it did. But I didn't let it. Instead, I grabbed for the fork. I stabbed it and...started to EAT the cheese, but no...it poked me with a finger. I started laughing and then...it grew a brother! It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen. But little did I know that it could be much much worse than that. And...it suddenly became worse as I faced off in another round of 'the random'.

After the cheese had been defeated, I came face to face with a giant marshmellow. Oh, the pain of it all. It tried to bite me. So, I grabbed for the flour. I made a flour gun, BUT...it didn't last long. The marshmellow had friends. Little evil markers surrounded the marsh mellow trying to write on my face! They were permanent markers too! I got some water and poured it on the markers. They fell over waterfied. The marshmellow wouldn't go anywhere, so I got two large crackers and smashed them together like symbols, squishing the marshmellow.

The last thing I faced was a piece of ice. Oh, dear me. It hurt me so much. It tried to freeze me with its evil powers. I didn't let it though. I got out my ray gun. It burned into water and I was freezing cold for hours. But luckily I finally took a warm shower. That's the story of the random. That was me being random. None of that actually happened. Well, in my mind it did. If you want more random, go to my profile. The comments are full of random things. Look today for a special delivery of free humor! LOL! But seriously...I was random. I WAS RANDOM! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!

Conversation between me and my pink haired buddy hector the other night

Hector: So did you see what was on the Odd Parents last night

me: Yeah they were making fun of American Idol

Hector: OOOOOo String *waves a piece of yarn around*

me: stare Your an idiot

Hector: No the pink Monkies will eat you if you dont smile *grabs my cheeks and tries to make me smile*

me: They arnt Pink Hector they are Purple pay attention their are no such things as pink Monkies only Flying Purple ones 3nodding

Hector: Then what is up with the Blue ones I heard you and Mike talking about

me: gonk Not the BLue ones they are evil they will suck your eyes out and feed them to their Yellow and Orange Penguin friends

Hector: really gonk

me: rofl No .... well yes... but... Hector there is a spider behind you

Hecotr: gonk What where *screams and hides under the computer chair*

me: He has 9 legs and barks like a chiuahua he is coming after you

Hector: NUUUUUUUUUUU *screams like a girl*

me: rofl

... Thus the moral of the story is beware of Blue flying monkies or they will feed your eyes to Yellow and Orange Penguins who have pet 9 legged Spiders that barkl like Chihuahuas 3nodding

Finally! Someone agrees with me on the whole lack of creativity put into randomness now days!