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KiraLight

PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:51 pm


wow..I'm laughing out loud..
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:34 pm


Ma! Help! I need...I need...*spazz*

Note from Mom: Notice how it's monosyllabic... sweatdrop

chrystalclear


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:24 am


OMG.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:32 am


...I think I'm going to talk to some of these people... to try to understand how on earth... ::shakes head slightly:: Well, wish me luck.

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Embodiment Of The Living

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:30 am


Oh lord. I think I just lost several of my brain cells...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:41 pm


NikiPound
...I think I'm going to talk to some of these people... to try to understand how on earth... ::shakes head slightly:: Well, wish me luck.


good luck you need it!

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:49 pm


King of Halla
NikiPound
...I think I'm going to talk to some of these people... to try to understand how on earth... ::shakes head slightly:: Well, wish me luck.


good luck you need it!


Depending on what type and level of noob we're dealing with, it'll be a tough cookie to crack. It's just hard enough to even get though these thick, arrogant, self-righteous pricks. neutral
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:51 pm


Natsuri
King of Halla
NikiPound
...I think I'm going to talk to some of these people... to try to understand how on earth... ::shakes head slightly:: Well, wish me luck.


good luck you need it!


Depending on what type and level of noob we're dealing with, it'll be a tough cookie to crack. It's just hard enough to even get though these thick, arrogant, self-righteous pricks. neutral

First, second, or third level?

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:00 pm


King of Halla
Natsuri
King of Halla
NikiPound
...I think I'm going to talk to some of these people... to try to understand how on earth... ::shakes head slightly:: Well, wish me luck.


good luck you need it!


Depending on what type and level of noob we're dealing with, it'll be a tough cookie to crack. It's just hard enough to even get though these thick, arrogant, self-righteous pricks. neutral

First, second, or third level?


The latter two are much harder to crack. They're the self-righteous bastards who think their so-called "grammar" is right and proper. But the Level Three noobs are the worst type; they are the text-talking militants and the scourge of the literates. If you come across a Level Three, stand clear, lest you will be indoctrinated by their filthy ways.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:05 pm


Natsuri
King of Halla
Natsuri
King of Halla
NikiPound
...I think I'm going to talk to some of these people... to try to understand how on earth... ::shakes head slightly:: Well, wish me luck.


good luck you need it!


Depending on what type and level of noob we're dealing with, it'll be a tough cookie to crack. It's just hard enough to even get though these thick, arrogant, self-righteous pricks. neutral

First, second, or third level?


The latter two are much harder to crack. They're the self-righteous bastards who think their so-called "grammar" is right and proper. But the Level Three noobs are the worst type; they are the text-talking militants and the scourge of the literates. If you come across a Level Three, stand clear, lest you will be indoctrinated by their filthy ways.


Yes I believe they are classified as the following:

1: complete Retard; obnoxious; uses leet/text talk

2: same as 1, except they believe they are actually right and using good grammar and are hypercritical when people use real grammar.

3: same as 2, except they argue with everything and everyone, even their own side.

Recommended style of handling them:

1: Flame them; their too "cool" to report you.

2: Make your point, back it up, flame with big words or paragraphs that they won't understand or bother to read. If they still argue, back out.

3: don't get involved in the conversation, and report the post. It has to be violating something with a Level 3.

Venat the Undying


Chasmothyst

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:54 pm


I think I puked in my mouth a little.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:50 pm


My god... scream

Taki Kurozawa

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