Two Sea worthy men were sitting one day and telling each others life stories. One of the Pirates had an eye patch, wooden leg, and a hook. The other curious about this asks:
So how did you get your leg?
to which the pirate responded:
Oh, this old thing. I got it bitten off by a shark during an attack
well what about your hand?
Heh, well in india they cut your hand off if your cought stealing
O.O I see, so what about your eye?
Well I was sailing me ship see, and a bird pooped in it...
You got that from Bird s**t?!?
No It was me first day with the hook.
The Ocean Raider (Pirate RP)