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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:51 pm

OMG WHEEEEEEEEE--
BLEEP!

*cue "Eye of the Tiger"*

Welcome to Kaze's Grotto! Here you will find things more... risque than in other shops.

... Of course, this music totally does NOT fit in with it. o-o;; But who cares, everyone loves "Eye of the Tiger".

But I digress, and you want to see the... wares... I have...*opens a back door*

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:59 pm

Haikus

Not able to handle the uber risque-ness? Perhaps something tamer would suit you better...

Ever wanted a haiku written about your character? No? Well, come on, it's cheap and amusing.
Disclaimer: This is not supposed to be taken seriously. These poems are for amusement, not for 5-Star ... poetry... Poe... stuff.

To get three lines of goodness in a 5-7-5 format, it will only cost you 50g! Great for journals, and... um... it's totally chic!

SLOTS:
Unlimited =D

Examples:

MacBeth
Swordsman in a thong
Swordsman crushed by angsty-angst
MacBeth is auburn

Wendy
Lost memories of
A forgotten child of youth
She will not grow up

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:12 pm

Undergarments

Oh my!

Want to see the underwear of your children? We can do that. Want to see your children wearing said underwear? We can do that too. Want to see your child tied up in some sort of (PG-13 friendly) bondage? Oh HELL YES!

Each undergarment is lovingly hand-sketched and scanned. Inking is going to be hella 'spensive, because I'm lazy.

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Option 1. The Underwear
The least expensive option, just a pair of your child's underwear (or bra)

Order Form

Option: 1
Your Name:
Child's Name:
Underwear Type:
Patterns/Charms/Etc:

Cost for Sketched: 250g
Cost for Inked: 750g

Option 2. Model!
Want your child to model their underwear? We can help with that, too!

Order Form

Option: 2
Your Name:
Child's Name
Underwear Type:
Patterns/Charms/Etc:
Child's Expression:

Cost for Sketched: 1k
Cost for Inked: 3k

Option 3. PG-13 Bondage
Like that drawing of MacBeth I did in the Easter Egg Contest? Want your child to be unwillingly pictured in their underwear? The easiest way to do that... is to BIND THEM! >D *smacks riding crop*

Order Form

Option: 3
Your Name:
Child's Name
Underwear Type:
Patterns/Charms/Etc:
Bondage Type: (Rope, Ribbon, Handcuffs, Etc)
Anything Else: (Pose, etc)

Cost for Sketched: 1.5k
Cost for Inked: 3.5k

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SLOTS:
1. Selona (For Demented Kid)
2.
3.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:15 pm

Reserved

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:18 pm

Reserved

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:18 pm

One final post before opening!

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:30 am

Option: 2
Your Name: Selona (But it's for Demented Kid biggrin )
Child's Name : Reno
Underwear Type: Thong
Patterns/Charms/Etc: <_< Bunnies 8D
Child's Expression: 'wtf e.e'

Inked :3

Total : 3k

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 5:45 pm

Apparantly bunnies like happy trails... o-o

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