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Ugh, there's this slope in front of my house that's impossible to mow. For one thing, it hasn't been mown in years, and is still difficult to even after weed eating. The second thing, it's a steep slope with who knows what hidden in it. I've already ran over four hidden beer bottles.
I think we should just straighten it out... but that'll "hurt the trees." Rrrriiiighhttt... the trees are far enough from the slope that it won't hurt them.
Bloody stupid slope... I've slipped and fell an unknown number of times now. Only a matter of time before I really hurt myself. I can barely keep the mower upright. It might eventually fall over and chop off my foot...

Edit: I just found out we'll put rocks over some of it. THANK GOD!!!

pave over it