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[J.C.]
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:22 pm

This theory was created by ELF, your guild captain. He believes that Asians have super powers that other races/cultures don't have.

A.S.P. stands for Asian Super Powers.

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ASP is a very delicate and sophisticated topic. Some abilities of ASP include, but are not limited to, telekenetic powers, super human strength, and abnormally high IQs.

Honestly, there are three real aspects to ASP.
1) An Asian has the possibility of being gifted in martial arts.
2) An Asian has the possibility of being gifted in a math/science field.
3) An Asian has the possibility of being gifted in both fields, but to a slightly lesser extent.

But regardless, do you think that asians have this sort of ability. Is it genetically there in every Asian...waiting to be unleashed. Or is this just something that some rascist came up with.

I think that it's more of nurture than nature in this case. Just like how the majority of asians are smarter, it's because of how our parents grew us. Asians, you must know that your parents are much more stricter than the parents of your friends (if not, your parents are twinkies and you're probably one too; no offense or anything).

So...post your thoughts on ELF's theory of A.S.P. mrgreen 3nodding

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:44 pm

It is obviously a latent power lurking deep within each and every Asian.

Even though ASP is something you obtain at birth, signs of ASP usually appear at around age three.

ASP causes Asians to become somewhat "god-like" in the sense that they have very few weaknesses. However, there are somethings that are essentially their kryptonite.

1) If there are too many Caucasians in the vicinity, one's ASP may tend to weaken resulting in a headache and/or nausea.
2) The "Nega-Fortune Cookie"; quite literally the Asian kryptonite, said object is only hypothetical, and has so far not been created.

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:22 pm

There is also another thing that ELF came up with that I just remembered. It's called Asian Persuasion (A.P.).
1. Asian Persuasion makes asians influence other non-asians just by hanging out with them or being around them, causing those non-asians to be smarter mrgreen .

2. Asian Persuasion also allows asians to be more....eloquent, hence the name asian persuasion. This allows asians to get what they want more easily by convincing people to do what they want. Of course it doesn't always work, but for the most part it does.

Asian Persuasion also has A.S.P.'s weaknesses as well (stated in the second post). Side effects include: headaches, nausea, and in severe cases, becoming a TWINKIE.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:24 pm

ITS rascism

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[J.C.]
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:28 pm

ml33

ITS rascism

well since i'm started this thread, even though ELF started the theory, it's not exactly rascism 'cause you can't be rascist against your own kind

for ex. if i call another chinese person a chi**, then it's ok
if i call a white person a crac***, then that's rascism

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:04 pm

Haha, nice theories!
My friends often say the things i do are because i am asian--

however it gets to the point where it no longer makes sense >_O
like:

china: "Hey, I'm pretty good at tennis!"
friends: "ITS CAUSE YOURE ASIAN!!" XD
china: >_O...^_^;;

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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:22 pm

i think it's true!!! yeah! that's is true alot of asians are really smart in math and science!

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 3:08 pm

[[ china ]]

Haha, nice theories!
My friends often say the things i do are because i am asian--

however it gets to the point where it no longer makes sense >_O
like:

china: "Hey, I'm pretty good at tennis!"
friends: "ITS CAUSE YOURE ASIAN!!" XD
china: >_O...^_^;;

that's probably the most common excuse i hear and use nowadays
if i do something, and somebody asks how, i say it's 'cause i'm asian and i can do that

so yeah...being asian is really helpful, but it also brings rascism towards you most of the time too

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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:50 pm

Yeah, i do agree *nods* Most of the time, it is joked about XD

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