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 Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:07 am
Xue stared across the yard at his new bondmate's, err... house. Then he glanced down at his sandals, and the muddy front yard filled with screaming animals, and some screaming children. Mud was flying everywhere like water, and then the door opened. "Stop it!" A redhead yelled, running out the front door and around the back of the house. A raven-haired little girl followed after her, dressed in a pixie outfit.
"Stop whining, Infi! It's only a bath!!"
A black haired teenager peeked his head out of the house. "I'll take one with you, mom, if it'll make you feel better."
The angel knew he'd have a lot of reformation to do to this household right there. His violet eyes closed, and he seriously debated praying. No! No! Self-empowerment! How could he be an effective conscience if he let himself be so easily daunted by the task ahead?
When the half-naked redhead came flying blindly through the mud to escape the pixie girl, his blood ran cold. No! No! He couldn't do this job! She was dirty, and had gotten muddy, and these were new cloooo- OOMPH. The redhead smashed into him, sending them both tumbling over.
That's what he got for going to her full-size. crying
The female sprawled on top of him had some interesting curves though.... NO! Lust was a siiiiin. He slapped his own wrist and scowled. 'Sides, he tended to prefer company of the male species, thanks.
Then he felt the hand worming around under his skirt and scowled. "Is there a problem?"
Green eyes blinked up at him, looking rather... swirly. "Ow." she said plainitively. The angel refrained from hysterical laughter before just closing his eyes and feeling himself sink further into the mud.
This chick better have one hell of a drycleaner. He liked this dress.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 12:51 pm
From a journal I have met the family. Mermaids, Dragons, slippers, horses, volu. There is Crout, a black haired nutcase teenager, and Infi's oldest child. Kael is a silver-haired preteen, Nakshidil is a vibrant little girl. Naira is an angel- like me! Micah is a... something. And Laertes is never around enough to judge. I must steal his wardrobe.
I just got set up with my own little room. I get to sleep in a closet, because Infi doesn't trust me yet. Plus she's mad at me for screaming like a girl and dropping her in the mud when I tried to carry her into the house and she groped me.
But I must persevere.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:09 am
from a journal Oh. My. GAWD.
I hate someone, for the first time in my life.
Who do I hate?
CROUT.
It started with an innocent little error. When you live in a woman's hair to avoid molestation, sometimes accidents happen. This time, I was sleeping peacefully in Infi's hair, when she got into the shower. Well, water, feathers, sleep? I turned full-size and smooshed her into the tub. I was between her legs, in a very indecent position, and Crout and Kael burst in, having heard her scream.
Baaaaaad.
So I was sleeping peacefully that night, when I feel myself get dropped in a bowl of water, that started swirling. I opened my eyes to smooth, white porcelain walls.
Crout... was trying to flush me.
So I turned big, and spread my wings to look as intimidating as possible. Unfortunately, at that time I also kinda... knocked him out the window.
Well, as a result, I am NURSE Xue. Skirt, hat, gloves. Waiting hand and foot on Crout, WHO ISN'T EVEN INJURED! Infi threatened to clip my wings, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SCRATCH! Yet whenever I try and explain this, Crout starts writhing and wriggling and looking pitiful. And I...? I get yelled at again, and he gets babied.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!
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