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What should a guy be doing in his spare time?
  His Girlfriend/Boyfriend
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  Masterbating.... Always Masterbating....
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Bishoujo Samurai

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:12 pm


Every male injury has one cause - This is what Freud may have come up with, but I like to believe that I thought of it myself.
Every male injury is caused by obsessive masterbation.

Zach has a sprained thumb. He masterbated too much.

My friend sprained his arm from masterbating too hard... And he admitted it, which was hilariously funny.

Therefore; I would like to conclude that all men are techincally wankers, unless they actually have a life. Any guy on Gaia doesn't count because they would rather get gold for their pixels than have sex with their girlfriends..... If they have one...... Which i doubt.......very highly.

Please, PLEASE! Spend time with your girlfriends. You shouldn't be here....

You should be looking at porn, pansys. pirate
PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:22 pm


Ahahaha ******** you. But my thumb healed. And it was from skateboarding. And I would much rather be spending time with my girlfriend than be on here.

Zachary Plagues
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Iffy The Necromantic Nazi
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:52 pm


My hand is because my brother decided it would be funny to hit me with a plastic sword.
Which, I ended up breaking over his back after he hit me.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:00 am


Ya right... You all masterbate too much

Bishoujo Samurai


Zachary Plagues
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:35 am


Bishoujo Samurai
Ya right... You all masterbate too much
No, that's your job.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:35 pm


Untitled Finale
Bishoujo Samurai
Ya right... You all masterbate too much
No, that's your job.

Where is it... WHERE IS IT?!

Bishoujo Samurai


Zachary Plagues
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:08 am


Bishoujo Samurai
Untitled Finale
Bishoujo Samurai
Ya right... You all masterbate too much
No, that's your job.

Where is it... WHERE IS IT?!
Where is what?
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Spam here damnit! >.<

 
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