Zwick: Why did you give me a half sheet, Connor? They're going to fly all over the place!
Deborah: It's quite easy, actually. You just put the half sheet on the top and depress with your thumb.
Zwick: I've got a better idea: how about you just give me a full sheet?
Deborah: That was a weak comeback!
Zwick: No, actually, I thought it was pretty good.
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