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Oh great, so we have bird flu now ninja
I must admit I'm rather wary of the government's assurance that there's 'nothing to worry about'. XD Mainly due to the fact that Mister Blair has a well-publicised vendetta against common sense XD

My best friend lives in the country, and people keep hiding their chickens in the local farmers' field. XDD Some people are just ridiculous *laughs*

He now has three times as many chickens as he had before, so I suspect he'll be starting to notice it pretty soon XDD

i look like a bird, does that mean I have flu?

Sorry mate, tough break.

I was reading about this the other day in the paper. Not only do we have it but we have one of, if not the, deadliest strain of it. If we got it we may as well get the most deadly version, eh?
I can see me getting it and dying from it - It would just be the most pathetic death. "Bird flu". I'm not a ******** bird! scream I want to go out to something impressive, not a common cold that I received from poultry.

Ah, but your name would be in every paper. A kind of pitiful retrospective fame XDD

I guess you will have to have a chicken near-death experience.

Go towards the light..cluckcluckcluck...