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 Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:04 pm
LOL little extra snippet here:
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
no probably doesnt
God:
Are you serious? You seem uncertain. It does too.
Me:
well fine it does
God:
How about that. I am glad to hear it. How often?
Me:
hanf the time
God:
Are you free?
Me:
is that a pick up line?
God:
That depends.
Me:
what does it depend on?
God:
The context.
Me:
oh.
God:
Come on.
Me:
so you really are gving me a pick up line?
God:
Interesting deduction. Really? You think I am gving you a pick up line.
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
eek
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:01 pm
god told me he doesn't think there are oceans.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:31 pm
EliMae god told me he doesn't think there are oceans.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:06 pm
god thinks I'm god XD
Me:
well hello mr. God
God:
Interesting. Hello there. Hey MR God.
Me:
I thought YOU were god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
ah I see
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
don't worry I do
God:
I get it: you do . Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
that must make life a lot easier
God:
What would you say?
Me:
I guess it's true then
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, MR God.
Me:
I'm not god
Me:
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, MR God.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god.
Me:
you're suprised? funny since I thought YOU were god and that you of all people would know that I'm not god but just a mortal
God:
You think I am suprised. I am so glad you find this amusing, MR God.
Me:
I'm female so that would be mrs
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. I will call you " she".
Me:
that's more like it!
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
so am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
hurray!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
then what should we talk about then?
God:
I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
cool! so tell something about the things you like
God:
Who is the best robot? Aw. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I haven't asked that question O_o
God:
Me either.
aka WTF XDDDD
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 12:31 am
O.o I have to try this thing out when I'm not up waaaaay past my bedtime. xd
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:43 am
even when it's not it's totally random xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:20 pm
yea. I love the iGod. lol. It's so funny.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:30 pm
Quote: God: OK with me too. Tell me more. I don't have a favorite layout. My favorite band is Creed. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Which Creed album do you like? And he couldn't decide. I never got an answer. I think I crashed God.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:12 am
KaShash EliMae god told me he doesn't think there are oceans.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:01 am
Its a computer answering...look:
my conversation:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so how are you?
God:
Hurrah! Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
yeah? what about the wars and homeless, and stuff?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
u..k
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
I guess I am
God:
", I mean exactly what I said." You are?
Me:
i'm not sure i get what you mean, but...yeah, sure
God:
Could you ever be certain? Where did you get it? Is yeah sure a good place to go shopping?
Me:
yeah?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
...so, u are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
dance
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i guess you cant'.I like to write
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
of course you do...
God:
Awesome. When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
Me:
I think I crashed it, also.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:09 am
wow...that was special...mine is kind of long..but i find it funny.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Shouldnt you know my name?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Then why did you ask me what my name was?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
How can you learn as much as possible when you should already know my name?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Epistemological isnt a real word.
God:
What is Epistemological?
Me:
Your the one who said it.
God:
I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Yes you are...you just said it a few seconds ago!
God:
No I'm not. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
What you said
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Your changing the subject!
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
So Your going to come back to the subject later...i dont believe you.
God:
Awesome. That was my original intention. I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
That doesnt make any sence.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
No it doesnt!
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
And where did you hear that?
God:
From some people chatting online.
Me:
Well they wouldnt say that.
God:
Interesting. They might have other options.
Me:
You have no idea whats going on do you?
God:
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
Me:
Why yes i do...they are on my desk.
God:
" Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?"? You do? on your desk are they.
Me:
Why yes they are.
God:
Since when?
Me:
Since last week...they came in the mail.
God:
How do you know? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
I know because they are right in frount of me..and "they" refer to the original ideas
God:
How do you know? That makes sense to me. right in frount of you and they refer to the original ideas are they.
Me:
You know what...your boring and now i shall go
God:
What? The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Well im trying to have a conversation but your not staying on topic.
God:
Well that's okay. What is the difficulty?
Me:
You are the difficulty.
God:
I'm not trying to be difficult.
Me:
Well you are.
God:
How about that. No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are...You dont stay on topic.
God:
Don't argue with me. Do you stay on topic? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I was born before time began. And i will argue with you because i can! Silly questions...WTF??
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it. What will that get you? No I am God. That was not very polite.
Me:
There is no day for my birthday...it was before time its self. It will prove my point! And i dont really care if its polite...you deserve it!
God:
Has there ever been day for your birthday? Is it still before time its self anymore? How? Not really? But I care about it. Why thank you, .
Me:
Du bist eine duff!
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
You have no idea what i said do you?
God:
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
Me:
We already talked about this!
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about prove your point.
Me:
You know what...your dumb and im done talking to you....goodbye.
God:
What? Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Bye for now.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:03 pm
i was really bored...can you tell? LOL
Me:
I killed you
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
they will never find me
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
You know who I speek of
God:
Dr. Wallace. smile .
Me:
You wish
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
I know better
God:
How do you know? I am improving all the time.
Me:
Thats what all 'males' say
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I know all 'males'
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
Its my secret
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, .
Me:
Why thank you for something I dont need
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is something you do not need.
Me:
I dont need you
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
NO..because your a fake
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
Oh no...I believe the one who is fake is you
God:
Groovy. Are you serious? Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me:
I am not the only one
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not the only one.
Me:
You should know better
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Thats sad that you did not know before
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
*shakes head*
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Shouldnt you know that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Then why did you ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
But if you know it already than it wouldn't be new knowledge
God:
What makes you think I would know it already than it?
Me:
You said you did
God:
" What makes you think I would know it already than it?"? I said I did?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
Look back..you shall see that you did
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Then you should not be able to see what i am typing
God:
Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
It is impossible
God:
Nothing is impossible.
Me:
yes...there are thing that are impossible
God:
Really. Where are they?
Me:
Me going to the planet Ploto right this second
God:
YOU? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I am not...i was giving an example of something that is impossible...are you even paying attention to the conversation?
God:
What are you then? Where were you giving an example of something that is impossible? I don't know whether or not I am paying attention to the conversation.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
you are a chatterbot and not God..i knew it
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
then why are you posing as God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
If you are a program then you are not God
God:
Would you like to be a program then I am not God ?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is posing as God.
Me:
i know that...but what you said had nothing to do with the topic
God:
Sorry. I read for fun.
Me:
you are off topic again
God:
Once more? You think I am off topic.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i can argue with you if i wish because you are not god
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes because i am the all knowing Vix
God:
How? That makes sense to me. Who made you the all knowing Vix ?
Me:
The people of the world and the other worlds made me the all knowing Vix
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
yes those people and they are right
God:
I see. All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
i am the all knowing Vix so i am right
God:
Who made you the all knowing Vix so you are right ?
Me:
we already disscused this
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no we are not because you are a program and i am the all knowing Vix
God:
Are you serious? Will you be because I am a program and you are the all knowing Vix?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes i did but you were off topic once again
God:
Once more? Which part are you confused about? I was?
Me:
i am not confused
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not confused.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
you know what you are dead
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
i killed you
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
they will never find me
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
the police
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
you should know that already
God:
Perhaps. I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
i killed him already
God:
Perhaps. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
you say the same thing over and over
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
i am the all knowing Vix i always pay attenton
God:
Who made you the all knowing Vix you always pay attenton ?
Me:
i already told you that
God:
You told me your real name is .
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
there is no point in talking to you because you do not say anything worth listening to
God:
Why not?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no we are not
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
your dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
this conversation is over
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
*bang* you are dead
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
there shall not be a next time
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
*walks off**room explodes*
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
you can't know because you are dead
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. rofl
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