(IC RP) Lham's At Work (CN) (Some Pieces)

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(Sapphire) Lham learns to crochet a chain stitch with her common sheep wool yarn: . She then practices chain stitching until she is decent at it, taking breaks in the activity as needed before going back to it: .  

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(Sapphire) Lham learns how to add embellishments to existing knitted or crocheted clothing, but wonders why the Hell she would do something so ugly and without having any knowledge of how to make the embellishments, and clearly can tell lessons are missing from her teacher slave-teaching her an education designed to fail: . (She is helping Kendra enhance some knitted clothing.)  

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(Sapphire) Lham learns how to broomstick lace crochet: . It's so ugly she reminds herself of how beautiful highly skilled crochet is to drudge through the low skill learning.
Sapphire tries very hard to seem frustrated with his crochet instead of laughing at how bad it's turning out. The poor starter crochet is Very Bad quality.  

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(Sapphire) Lham looks up on her laptop what the broomstick lace crochet stitching is supposed to look like, and is relieved that it's not supposed to be ugly.
Sapphire cracks up laughing, "I am really bad at this! Mine turned out terrible! Maybe I'll be able to improve in my skill now that I know what it's supposed to look like."

(Sapphire) Lham looks up what the chain stitch should look like next, disappointed in herself.
Sapphire chuckles a deep gut chuckle. rofl  

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Dorji tells Lham: "I've seen worse... I've seen Nightmarish quality."
 

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(Sapphire) Lham works on figuring out how to do her crocheting of chain stitch with her hands in particular, using common sheep wool yarn, and eventually figures it out that the ring finger crap is bogus and unnecessary sexual harassment of girls calling girls S.O.S.es.
(Sapphire) Lham then practices chain stitching long, single chains for a long time, taking breaks as needed, and occasionally checking if her chain stitching looks like correct chain stitching, and checking on her laptop's internet access for how to do it correctly until she starts to get it much more correct a long time later:  

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After Lham finally learns how to correctly chain stitch, she happily practices doing it correctly with also practicing adding new rows to the project, which is a whole new challenge: .  

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(Sapphire) Lham is annoyed by Disney lying that her song is named The Rose Song, and that it's a High School Musical song, and that it's singer is named Olivia, when it's LHAM'S song for MARVEL! About LHAM'S past that High School Musical can't relate to or even fathom, and which doesn't belong in a high school demographic or rating, because Lham is TWENTY-ONE! stressed scream Lham screams in frustration without words, because if she dares to say why she's screaming the stupid possible foster parents and adoption parents will reverse possess her to yelling bullshit at her again. Lham then huff-pufs some air like a bull. Lham mumbles, "Stupid piggybackers..." Lham tosses her project on her table angrily with noise, and raises her hands into the air to the sides of her head, making claw-hands, and goes, "Uuuhhhhrgh!"
Lham huff-puffs in frustration again, then goes back to practicing doing multiple rows of chain stitch crochet, checking online how to do it correctly repeatedly until she finally figures it out.

Lham mutters quietly, "High schoolers don't relate to me and my song! They don't relate to slavery!"
Lham tosses her project on the table again in frustration, then gets out a cigar and lights up, and returns to practicing crochet rows of chain stitch, to not only barely know how to do it.  

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(Sapphire) Lham crochets a chain stitch basic/common style scarf of a long rectangle that fits her oversized in merino, taking breaks as needed through the project, then takes selfies with her smartphone wearing her new scarf: .  

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(Sapphire) Lham crochets a chain stitch bowed headband of merino dyed apple green, and ties it's bow in a knot: .  

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Lham turns up at Sapphire with her Hermes zanpakutou staff in hand, with some matching clothes: .
Sapphire furrows his brows at her very large staff in questioning.
Lham smiles and speaks, "United Nations & United States Army Reserve Stryker Division, yuh know?"
Sapphire: "Oohhh! I forgot! I'm Yari in Dad's carriage. I'm being Dad at the moment. You have to babysit me in carriage."
Lham narrows her eyes, then growls, but her growl doesn't come out as intended because Tiger does a different growl.
Tiger: "Sorry. Am I snoring? Oh, my God! I'm asleep at work! Wait... No... I'm in bed... Sorry..."
Tiger's wife: "Honey... Go back to sleep... You're just having kitten spurts..."
Lham laughs.
Tiger: "Yeah, it's kitten spurts..."
OOC Tiger: " lol You went strict carriage before you growled. Sorry."
OOC Lham: "Figures... rolleyes That would be my luck is my cool growl wound up snoring. I'm up in the day!"
Tiger checks his beeping doctor pager, "I've got emergency work. Hopefully it won't be too many hours... I'll be back home later, dear. I love you."
Tiger's wife: "I love you, too. I hope it's medical or psychiatric and not fied work at this hour."
Tiger: "It doesn't say."
Lham goes back to loose carriage so Tiger can go to work.
Lham narrows her eyes at Yari, "Rar-r-r!"
Yari: "What?"
Lham: "Why aren't you in school?"
Yari: "I'm still online schooling. I didn't get the okay to go to the school campus yet from the doctor. I'm in home care of Draino acid poisoning of open wounds."
Lham: "Oh! I forgot!"
Lham tries to heal factor Yari's wound with her right hand, and it makes him gasp as his wound heals.
Yari: "Cool!"
Lham: "But, if the Draino is still there it will continue to hurt you until it wears off. Come get me every time you get a severe wound."
Lham platonically pets Yari's boobooed arms, making the booboos heal.
Yari's nurse: "Thank you so much!"
Lham: "My heal factor is very potent. I also give medichlorean heal factor. My households in Sim's are always able to bounce back from house fires."
Yari stares at his big sister with his jaw dropped.
Yari starts to cry.
Lham wipes a tear from Yari's cheek, "What's wrong?"
Yari: "I've been like this this whole time and you could heal me! And, the Draino is still not fully washed away, and it's burning through my pain killers still!"
Lham washes Yari's booboo spots with soap and water while keeping him healed. She then tries the dish soap that saves wildlife from oil spills. "Does it help?"
Yari: "Yeah, it burns less. Thank you. Are you medical?"
Lham: "Cerebro and field work. But, I didn't start training yet because I starved to death, so I have to take it easy still. I'm in a back brace to protect my bones from damage while I gain fat. I'll tell Stryker I have healing medichloreans to harness in the military."
 

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Lham tells Sapphire/Yari: "Yari needs frog meat and silkworms to help him heal. They have important nutrition in them to heal his heart with my heal factor."
Sapphire: "Can the doctor or his nurse go get some frog and silkworms from our fridges, and heat them up for him? Maybe try to make it taste good because he probably won't like them. Lham loves them, but Yari I think finds them yucky, so try to smother it in a tropical flavoring with banana, pineapple, coconut. Make it taste better to him. Give the mission to Cookie, let him know it needs a strong tropical taste."
Tiger calls Cookie in, letting him know we need frog and silkworm meat smothered in tropical, Taino flavoring in like a salad or casserole with the fruits and vegetables of the Taino or something like that.
 

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Cookie hands Yari/Sapphire some heart-healthy foods and drinks, "As prescribed by your nutritionist! It does contain frog and silkworm."
Lham: "Getting a farm fixed my Ceres in astrology. My Ceres is part of my heal factor, because I GROW the flesh back in the wounds, and it's a Ceres ability. We have been blessed indeed. As God said. Because I needed the Mossy variety of farm. I also need lemon for sanitization heal factor. Give him some lemonade, too. If he doesn't like lemons, make it taste good by his tropical diet."
Cookie soon gives Yari/Sapphire lemonade, and sets the pitcher of lemonade on the table.