Seireikitsu is dressed in the full I am Flowery Uncle wardrobe with matching, Pink Lace Tabi socks, an unseen Pink Candy Stripes Bikini Bottom, and Big Red Glasses as he squats on the back porch, puffing in his tobacco pipe, and puffing it out of his nose, repeatedly, like he's thinking.
Seireikitsu then hears an eagle call, so walks out from under the porch roof, and looks up at the eagle soaring above, smoking less fast now, though still the same way.
His Uncle Mike comes up to his right, and stares up at the bird, too, with furrowed brows of questioning. "Maybe this is lucky?"
Seireikitsu says in his high soprano boy voice, "Je ne sais pas," but his alive uncle doesn't hear him. Or, does he?
His uncle, whom is schizophrenic looks at him, "I know your Aunt Margo raises you. I'm schizophrenic from numerous near-deaths."
Seireikitsu: "I'm a ghost. Mom said I miscarried."
Uncle Mike: "Yeah, her uterus and one of her ovaries were removed because cancer. I guess they only removed her non-ghost ones."
Seireikitsu: "That's very good. That means Mom is still very healthy on other life planes."
Uncle Mike: "I'm probably not, from my alcohol drinking."
Seireikitsu: "Well, maybe not... Because alcohol is probably multiple plane like foods and drinks, so ghosts who need it for fire abilities can survive. My Dad's a kitten, so I probably don't get drunk. I carry ninetails fox in my mix, they're fire foxes. But, I'll be careful with alcohol, just in case I didn't inherit needing it for fire. But, I definitely inherited needing tobacco. My nasal passageway, and lungs bloat up toward death if I don't have tobacco. I nearly die in my sleep without it from the swelling of my nasal passageway."
Uncle Mike: "That's good. It means you might need alcohol instead of getting intoxicated. You're a lot healthier than the rest of us from your Dad's side."
Seireikitsu: "Mom's side is smart. That's why Mom does taxes, and Big Sister is really smart, too. And, Big Brother's above average. So, you're probably smart, too. Is it simply an addiction issue?"
Uncle Mike: "Yeah, I'm sorry Kiddo that your Mom's side is smart... But, we carry the addiction gene."
Seireikitsu: "All you gotta do to save the family is mix with people like my Dad, and it won't be a problem anymore for future generations. Because the need for firewater for fire ability, and for tobacco for teleportation. Youkai mates are the answer to save the family."
Uncle Mike: "Thanks. I'll see if I can marry someone like that. But, I'm kind of old now, so it's probably useless now. Maybe your cousin Monika will marry someone like that, or her kids will."
Seireikitsu: "Yeah, I'm like Inuyasha... Mixed with human. Though, your side's descended of angels. Humans have X-Men and Avengers, and that's cool."
Uncle Mike: "We have the X-gene. I love RPing X-Men with your siblings and Mom."
Seireikitsu: "Every time she tries to kick you out, I get scared that you'll end up dead in the streets. If that ever happens, come haunt back home until the Shinigami pick you up. People can't survive in the streets."
Uncle Mike: "I know. I get scared when it happens, too. I hope it never comes to that. But, I struggle."
Seireikitsu: "Maybe you could try figuring out what in your chart creates the alcoholism, and come up with a new way to manifest it? Maybe that could overcome it?"
Uncle Mike: "Maybe I just need a rehab that works. Too many rehabs are mushy, and sentimental, yuh know, girly. They don't really design them with men in mind. It makes the men feel uncomfortable and awkward in their programs."
Seireikitsu: "Try telling Mom, and asking her to help you find a rehab good with men. Let her know they're overly feminine and making it awkward to follow their programs."
Uncle Mike: "I feel embarrassed admitting to my older sister that I'm too manly for rehab, I end up worried she'll think I'm associating alcohol with manliness."
Seireikitsu: "Just try wording it carefully, so she understands they're too feminine in their handling of patients, and that they're not really reaching out to male patients. Personally, I've been growing up haunting, so I never really had that kind of upbringing. So, I guess I'm more unisex-like, or ambiguous. Also, I thought I was Big Sister... And, every time she yells at Big Brother... The two of them fighting is annoying. I think I have out-of-control telepathy from Mom and Dad. When Jeannette talks or yells or anything around me, it comes out of my mouth, too, like Cuckoo Sisters."
Uncle Mike: "I can't help you with that. Though, you're sister's schizophrenic, so try telling her your telepathy does that."
Seireikitsu: "I have tobacco pipes. It lasts about an hour a session."
Uncle Mike: "Man, that's a long time hanging out on the back porch."
Seireikitsu: "I'll see if I can get a spirit home from Wiiumbrella, the neighboring shinigami guild. They're grim reapers. Maybe I'll finally go to Heaven."
Uncle Mike: "That'd be good. I gotta go in now. Enjoy your smoke."
Seireikitsu: "Have a nice day, Uncle."
Uncle Mike goes back in the house.
Seireikitsu then hears an eagle call, so walks out from under the porch roof, and looks up at the eagle soaring above, smoking less fast now, though still the same way.
His Uncle Mike comes up to his right, and stares up at the bird, too, with furrowed brows of questioning. "Maybe this is lucky?"
Seireikitsu says in his high soprano boy voice, "Je ne sais pas," but his alive uncle doesn't hear him. Or, does he?
His uncle, whom is schizophrenic looks at him, "I know your Aunt Margo raises you. I'm schizophrenic from numerous near-deaths."
Seireikitsu: "I'm a ghost. Mom said I miscarried."
Uncle Mike: "Yeah, her uterus and one of her ovaries were removed because cancer. I guess they only removed her non-ghost ones."
Seireikitsu: "That's very good. That means Mom is still very healthy on other life planes."
Uncle Mike: "I'm probably not, from my alcohol drinking."
Seireikitsu: "Well, maybe not... Because alcohol is probably multiple plane like foods and drinks, so ghosts who need it for fire abilities can survive. My Dad's a kitten, so I probably don't get drunk. I carry ninetails fox in my mix, they're fire foxes. But, I'll be careful with alcohol, just in case I didn't inherit needing it for fire. But, I definitely inherited needing tobacco. My nasal passageway, and lungs bloat up toward death if I don't have tobacco. I nearly die in my sleep without it from the swelling of my nasal passageway."
Uncle Mike: "That's good. It means you might need alcohol instead of getting intoxicated. You're a lot healthier than the rest of us from your Dad's side."
Seireikitsu: "Mom's side is smart. That's why Mom does taxes, and Big Sister is really smart, too. And, Big Brother's above average. So, you're probably smart, too. Is it simply an addiction issue?"
Uncle Mike: "Yeah, I'm sorry Kiddo that your Mom's side is smart... But, we carry the addiction gene."
Seireikitsu: "All you gotta do to save the family is mix with people like my Dad, and it won't be a problem anymore for future generations. Because the need for firewater for fire ability, and for tobacco for teleportation. Youkai mates are the answer to save the family."
Uncle Mike: "Thanks. I'll see if I can marry someone like that. But, I'm kind of old now, so it's probably useless now. Maybe your cousin Monika will marry someone like that, or her kids will."
Seireikitsu: "Yeah, I'm like Inuyasha... Mixed with human. Though, your side's descended of angels. Humans have X-Men and Avengers, and that's cool."
Uncle Mike: "We have the X-gene. I love RPing X-Men with your siblings and Mom."
Seireikitsu: "Every time she tries to kick you out, I get scared that you'll end up dead in the streets. If that ever happens, come haunt back home until the Shinigami pick you up. People can't survive in the streets."
Uncle Mike: "I know. I get scared when it happens, too. I hope it never comes to that. But, I struggle."
Seireikitsu: "Maybe you could try figuring out what in your chart creates the alcoholism, and come up with a new way to manifest it? Maybe that could overcome it?"
Uncle Mike: "Maybe I just need a rehab that works. Too many rehabs are mushy, and sentimental, yuh know, girly. They don't really design them with men in mind. It makes the men feel uncomfortable and awkward in their programs."
Seireikitsu: "Try telling Mom, and asking her to help you find a rehab good with men. Let her know they're overly feminine and making it awkward to follow their programs."
Uncle Mike: "I feel embarrassed admitting to my older sister that I'm too manly for rehab, I end up worried she'll think I'm associating alcohol with manliness."
Seireikitsu: "Just try wording it carefully, so she understands they're too feminine in their handling of patients, and that they're not really reaching out to male patients. Personally, I've been growing up haunting, so I never really had that kind of upbringing. So, I guess I'm more unisex-like, or ambiguous. Also, I thought I was Big Sister... And, every time she yells at Big Brother... The two of them fighting is annoying. I think I have out-of-control telepathy from Mom and Dad. When Jeannette talks or yells or anything around me, it comes out of my mouth, too, like Cuckoo Sisters."
Uncle Mike: "I can't help you with that. Though, you're sister's schizophrenic, so try telling her your telepathy does that."
Seireikitsu: "I have tobacco pipes. It lasts about an hour a session."
Uncle Mike: "Man, that's a long time hanging out on the back porch."
Seireikitsu: "I'll see if I can get a spirit home from Wiiumbrella, the neighboring shinigami guild. They're grim reapers. Maybe I'll finally go to Heaven."
Uncle Mike: "That'd be good. I gotta go in now. Enjoy your smoke."
Seireikitsu: "Have a nice day, Uncle."
Uncle Mike goes back in the house.
