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 Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 1:05 am
Night two opens up with music.
The song is "Deuces," and the excitement of the cheering fans immediately turn to boos, as they know who has rolled into the Final Stand. For the first time since leaving Illegal Viewing 2009 on an ambulance, recording artist Chris Brown has returned to wrestling and the beating he received did not humble him one bit, as he's developed a history of violence against women.
The singer walks down the aisle, dressed in a white tanktop and designer blue jeans as he glares at the booing crowd through his sunglasses. He jumps on the ring apron before getting in the ring to more boos before pulling out of his back pocket.
"Yeah, y'all laugh it up, because y'all can't walk a mile in my shoes. You broke-a** haters doin' what y'all do beat: hatin'. Like Floyd Mayweather said, hating is free. If it cost, no one would be a hater. Y'all lame-a** neckbeards wish you could trade your worthless a** lives for mine. Look at me: winning Grammys, Best Male R&B Artist at the AMA's, bank account with more zeroes than all you lames combined, got bad bitches throwing themselves at me, driving cars and wearing clothes worth more than y'all's rent. I could buy every last one of y'all in this arena."
The crowd immediately comes to life, alternating between the middle finger and chanting "Shut the ******** up!" Brown takes the hate in stride.
"But let's get to the point. I had my only wrestling match to date in this company and it took four people to get my shoulders pinned to the mat. But I hold no ill will towards Claire Hawkins, because she ain't to blame. I'm not even mad at Lauri Henry, Matt Draven or Jack Arson. You know who I want the smoke with?"
The fans once again come to life, with chants of "SNYPA'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Yeah, that fool. My beef is with a lunatic, a psycho, a punk who had no business stepping in between these ropes. I've been living in fear of the Snypa Rifle for 14 years, because he just couldn't just let me be after all the stuff with Rihanna, who took me back for a short period, so let me ask you something, Snypa: was it worth it?"
The fans rain down more boos and disrespectful chants.
"You have spent 14 years obsessed with me, going to jail over little ol' Chris Brown, because you couldn't heed the restraining order I had against you. I was traumatized for the longest time, but now? I'm a man, damn it! I ain't nobody's victim. Snypa, I heard you retired from wrestling and good riddance, but I also heard your a** was supposed to be here. I'm done bein' scared! You don't move me, Snypa, and I'mma prove it! I know you back there, so bring your a** out here right now!"
Meanwhile at ringside, commentators Lionel Sharpe (play by play) and Simon Cowell of American Idol fame (color) are at ringside.
Lionel: "Simon, this is not a wise move by Chris Brown! Retired or not, the Snypa Rifle is still one of the building blocks of EEW and the most violent man to stand in that ring!"
Simon: "Very true, mate, but Chris Brown appears to be mighty confident in himself! A lot of things can change in fourteen years! The real question is this: is Snypa even here at the Final Stand?"
Woke up this mornin'! (Yeah!)
You got yourself a gun!
Yo, I'm livin' in this time
Behind enemy lines, so
I got mine, I hope you
(Got yourself a gun!)
Lionel: "I think that might answer your question, Simon!"
The fans roar in excitement as a white 2023 Tesla Model S pulls into the arena. The driver's side door opens and out comes the Snypa Rifle himself to cheers. He's dressed for a fight: unbuttoned black work shirt with the sleeves cut off, black and white gloves, black Dickies pants and black steel toe boots. His face is painted black and silver and as always, he's wearing the red Sharingan contact lenses, staring a hole into the singer as he slowly walks down the aisle...
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 6:25 pm
Snypa' wants the singer to let the gravity of the situation sink in. All six feet and eight inches of the Extreme Sage uses the ropes to pull himself up onto the apron before stepping over the top rope to enter. Snypa wastes no time in going after Chris Brown, missing a heavy right hand and turning around into a right from the singer that makes his head turn long enough before answering with a straight kick to the jaw that sends Brown stumbling into a corner.
Snypa advances and delivers a series of lefts and rights that stagger the hated musician. The Man Rifle then calls for a Chambered Round once Brown staggers out of the corner into Snypa's grip but before the final blow of the confrontation can be delivered, a behemoth of a man dressed in black jeans and a tight black T-shirt enters the ring from the crowd and delivers a clubbing blow to the back of Snypa's head, forcing him to release Brown.
The large man works the Sadistic Snyper over with stomps before picking him up and sending him back down to the mat with a running powerslam.
Lionel: "It was a damn set-up! Chris Brown had no intention of facing off with the Snypa Rifle on his own!"
Simon: "You fight fire with fire, Lionel. Chris Brown isn't a wrestler and he knows firsthand the violence Snypa is capable of, so he evened the odds. Nothing wrong with that! Also, he's Chris Brown: he can pay not to get his own hands dirty!"
Lionel: "But if he's got enough guts to put his hands on women, why can't he do the same to another man?"
Brown orders the man, Big Earl, to pick up Snypa and hold him. He does so as Brown screams insults in his face and slaps him before heading to the outside. He retrieves a bag and returns to the ring to empty its contents.
Simon: "Those are definitely not thumbtacks, Lionel!"
Lionel: "You think?! They're screws! Wood screws! I think we're about to see some carnage that no amount of thumbtacks can deliver!"
Brown returns to shout in Snypa's face, telling him what's to come before ordering Big Earl to full nelson slam the Extreme Sage into the screws. However, Snypa spits the signature black mist of his mentor, former EEW World Champion Shadow, into the singer's eyes. The shock of Big Earl seeing his boss get blinded is enough for Snypa to swing his leg backwards and kick the large man where it hurts the most, loosening his grip enough for Snypa to escape and plant the bodyguard into the wood screws with the Snypebuster to cheers, but he clearly ain't done.
Lionel: "Snypebuster into the screws! That's gotta hurt! Simon, that's like little corkscrew stakes digging into your flesh!"
Snypa returns to his feet and the vision of Chris Brown returns to normal to see a pissed off former EEW World Television Champion standing over him, but this isn't the same man from moments ago. No, his expression has changed. Deciding to put an end to this whole thing, Snypa sets the singer up in the double underhook position before pulling him up and also driving him into the wood screws with a tribute to his second mentor, another of EEW's former world champions: the Dragon. A kneeling butterfly piledriver into the screws is enough to send a message.
Simon: "Hard....core... High....light! Hardcore Highlight! The Shadow of the Dragon has come to play!"
Lionel: "I think you're right! The Ryū no Kage has come to EEW's last stand!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 10:17 am
Snypa looks on as emergency services comes down to the ring to tend to the singer and his bodyguard. He grabs a microphone to address the crowd before he gets a glint in his eye. As Brown is strapped to a stretcher, Snypa drops the microphone.
He climbs to the top rope and looks down at the defenseless singer before diving onto him with a splash to cheers, overturning the stretcher with the momentum.
Security rush down to hold the Extreme Sage back as paramedics wheel Brown out of the arena.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:59 pm
Moments after the singer and his bodyguard are carted out and loaded into ambulances, Snypa heads backstage where he's greeted by an interviewer, Sandy Braiden.
Sandy: "Welcome back to EEW, Snypa. Moments ago, we saw you confront Grammy winning recording artist Chris Brown and his bodyguard. Needless to say, it didn't go so well for them."
Snypa: "Damn right it didn't. Look, Chris Brown is an unrepentant abuser of women and you would've thought he learned his lesson after what happened to him fourteen years ago. My wrestling days are done and I co-own a multibillion dollar children's television franchise I grew up watching, so I got nothing but time on my hands. Does he? As for Chris Brown, he can either get the help he needs and change his ways or I can be up in his face every chance I get until I eventually get locked up again or I end up killing or crippling him."
Sandy: "Other than accepting Chris Brown's invitation calling you out, what brings you here?"
Snypa: "I built my name, my brand in this company. EEW is what allowed Disney to reach out to me and a handful of other wrestlers. Without EEW, I would've never been a part of the Power Rangers franchise, and in turn, end up buying it from Hasbro. I'm here to give back to the audience that remembers a man who left burning and bloody bodies in his wake. I'm here to give back to my colleagues, most of whom I shared the ring with. But I'm here, simply as a fan of wrestling. I'm here to support everyone who's getting in that ring tonight."
With that, Snypa walks off.
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