Kevin Owens has a message for everyone in the Royal Rumble match coming up soon! What will he have to say, with this being the last episode of WAR ahead of the Royal Rumble match!
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 3:12 pm
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The guitar intro of Kevin Owens theme song begins to play, getting a big applause from the audience! He walks out from backstage with a serious determined look on his face as he stops at the top of the ramp and stretches his neck and arms and stares down at the ring and at the crowd before making his way down towards the ring!
Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome......KEVIN OOOOOOOWENS!!!!"
Walking down to the ring with intensity, Kevin Owens makes it to the ring, pacing up the steps and entering through the ropes, pacing around the ring, taunting and getting on the ropes and taunting to the crowd, before getting down and adjusting his taped wrists, always ready to bring the fight to anyone as his theme closes and he waits for what's next.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 3:27 pm
Kevin Owens had a microphone in his hand, and when his theme closed out he began to speak. "For years, I have fought and fought to make a name for myself in this business. Whether it was here, or somewhere else, I always showed that I deserve to be main eventing in this business. Yet I always seem to be held back. I always seem... to be passed on, by pretty much everyone, other than one man, Sting, he was smart enough to see what I am capable of, when he was CWF Champion, he chose me to face him. I faced him and if it wasnt for interference I would have won. But that was my ONLY ever opportunity for a world title in my entire life. And that is all going to change, when I ENTER, and WIN the Royal Rumble match, and go to wrestlemania and get my well deserved, world title opportunity... and get my moment." The audience would cheer knowing Kevin Owens was going to be in the Royal Rumble match. "No matter where I enter, even number 1. I will out work everybody, and I sure as hell will out fight everybody, and at the end of the day, I will ELIMINATE, everybody." Kevin would look right into the camera after making a big statement.
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:50 pm
All of a sudden, the Heartbreak Kid's theme song would start blaring! The San Antonio native, Shawn Michaels, would walk out with a microphone in hand, he would make his way down to the ring.
"Hold it, lard-o!" he would say as his music died down. "You think some fat slob like you is going to enter that match and beat 29 other men?!" Shawn would make a rhetorical question. "I DON'T THINK SO! You see, I'm the Heartbreaker, the SHOW STOPPER... and I'm going to MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA! If you're not down with that... I got TWOOOO~ wordssss FOR YAAAA...." Shawn would put up two fingers as the crowd would follow suit as he smirked at Owens.
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Big Dog Roman Reigns
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:17 pm
Out of nowhere, "Truth Reigns" would BLAST out over the PA system, jumpscaring everyone, including the audience as they wouldn't expect the BIGGEST DOG in the yard to make his return to CWF. Reigns was last seen at Summerslam, after losing and getting injured to Abyss in a Monsters Ball Match. But the Big Dog was back, and ready to make a name for himself.
Walking down to the ring sporting a new shirt and merch, he would look into the ring where Kevin Owens and Shawn Michaels were. He wouldn't hesitate walking up the stairs and getting in, requesting a microphone. He would make eye contact with both men, showing no sign of fear whatsoever.
"You people happy to see me?" Roman Reigns would be boo'd out of the building to a huge chorus while also getting a HUGE ovation of cheers, with the greatest mixed reaction in sports entertainment, and a smile would reach his face. "I missed you guys too. But I'm here to set something straight. I'm back. And I WILL be in the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match. And if I see YOU, or YOU," Roman would say, pointing to both Owens and HBK. "I WILL be throwing you two over the top rope. Kevin Owens, make no mistake about it, you have been putting yourself on notice and have shown more and more to be a worthy adversary... that's why I'm out here. You came out here looking for attention. Looking for a fight. Well I'm standing right here." Reigns would say, as the audience would cheer, hinting for a possible Owens/Reigns match in the future. "And as for HBK... MR. WrestleMania... will you actually be in the main event this time? or will you once again be helping your butt buddy Triple H in the Authority sneak attack guys like us again?" Roman would say, genuinely curious about HBK's answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:29 pm
HBK would smirk as he answered Roman's fighting words. "If it isn't the BIG DAAAWG... the Tribal Chief... the most Uncharismatic and most talentless 'wrestler' - IF you can call yourself that - in this damn company! You talk tough for someone who's gonna be thrown out minutes after you've stepped into that ring, and if I'm there, you guaran-damn-tee it'll be within a few seconds, big boy!" Shawn would lower his mic as he would playfully insult Roman with his usual charm.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:44 pm
Roman Reigns would lower his microphone, and slowly begin to walk up to Shawn Michaels, not even saying anything but giving him an intense staredown that the audience would go absolutely mental over..
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:44 pm
Suddenly... "Flight of the Valkyries" would play out through the PA system, and the audience would pop loudly for Daniel Bryan, as the audience would begin hitting the "YES!" Chants.
Daniel Bryan would then begin to "YES!" all the way down to the ring, as he would completely take over the spotlight from Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, and Shawn Michaels.
Getting to the steps, he would run up them then climb the second turnbuckle, looking down at the three men as he would "YES!" with the audience, and then jump in. Daniel Bryan would then look to grab a microphone after his theme song died down.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news here.... but fortunately for these people, I am going to be in the Royal Rumble Match! ... and unfortunately for you three... I'm going to be winning!" The audience would begin to burst in YES chants! "It doesn't matter if you like to fight, it doesn't matter if you're a self proclaimed 'big dog' and it doesn't matter if you're Mr. WrestleMania! I may not be the biggest, but I got the biggest fight, the toughest bite and loudest bark, and I can put on performances that stop more shows than the showstopper himself!" Daniel Bryan would say, as he would begin to "YES!" with the audience. "I will be the last one standing in this ring, and whether it be Triple H or Brock Lesnar, I will go toe to toe with them at WrestleMania for the CWF Championship, and I will accomplish my goals of being the CWF Champion!!" Daniel would say, as the audience would begin to clap and cheer!
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 8:27 pm
All of a sudden, glass would shatter! 'Hell Frozen Over' by Jim Johnston would start playing! The crowd would erupt as it was the one and only Stone Cold Steve Austin making his way to the ring! A microphone in hand, Steve would walk with confidence and haste to the ring, in his casual attire. "Well, I'll be damned! If my eyes don't deceive me, I'm witnessing the annual JACKASS convention!" Steve would claim as he made his way up the steel steps. "Boys, if ya even THINK y'all are going to win this damn here Rumble before Steve Austin does... y'all lost your damned minds! Who do we have here... damn lard a** boy thinks he can steal ol' Steve Austin's move and get away with it! Maybe it's about time you lay off that damn Canadian maple syrup an' start runnin' around the block!" Austin would roast Owens. "Then we got Mr. Big Dog over here, son, you look as threatening as a shivering Chihuahua that's gone and pissed himself, Steve Austin ain't scared of no bite..." Austin would direct his insults towards Roman now. "Over here we have Mister Heartbreak Kid, the Showstopper, only thing I see you stop by is the beauty salon and Shawn, if I were you, I'd damned ask for my money back...". Now it was Shawn who was being roasted! "...and FINALLY we got this damned little liberal boy, Mr. Vegan, well, beard boy.. if you like grass so much you should go ahead and touch some because you won't get far when Steve Austin is in this damn ring... You damn look like your wife's boyfriend took your Soylent away! Tell ya what, you come over to Broken Skull Ranch, we have ourselves a nice lil' BBQ, lil' Texas sized steaks... a few beers on me, WHILE WE CELEBRATE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN WINNING THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND GOIN' TO WRESTLEMANIA FOR THE GOLD!" Steve would shout as the crowd would erupt in excitement.
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