Insults, Exclamations and Phrases
"As easy as swallowing a minnow" - A phrase used to indicate easiness of the task.
"As much use as a dead fox" - A (harsh) insult, meaning the recipient is useless.
Bat-blind - an insult to a cat's eyesight, similar to the phrase "as blind as a bat".
"Bees in your brain" - An exclamation meaning confusion or a cat not making sense. (i.e., You've got bees in your brain!)
Bee-brain - A similar exclamation to "bees in your brain".
Buzzardfood- Alternative of crowfood.
"Doesn't matter a whisker/Doesn't catch so much as a whisker"- An exclamation meaning the cat does not care, (i.e. it didn't matter a whisker that she didn't share their beliefs) similar to I don't give a mousetail. Or saying that a patrol didn't catch anything.
Dormouse - An expression or exclamation used against a cat who sleeps a lot.
Dirtface/Dungface - An insult meaning poop-face.
Featherbrain - A term equivalent to mouse-brain.
Flea-brain - A (friendly, yet harsh) insult. Severity of the insult is almost always decided by tone.
Fox-dung - An insult that's the equivalent to "Bull-sh*t"
Furball - A (friendly, yet harsh) insult. Severity of the insult is almost always decided by tone.
Fuzz-brain - A (friendly, but harsh) insult. Severity of the insult is almost always decided by tone.
"Oh, great StarClan/Forestclan" - An exclamation used to signify extreme surprise or anger. Similar to Oh my god!
"When hedgehogs/mice fly" - An exclamation style statement that shows disbelief, somewhat like the human phrase "When pigs fly". Any prey animal can be used.
"How in Silverpelt?" - An exclamation used meaning "How in the world?"
"I don't give a mousetail/They wouldn't give a mousetail" - An exclamation meaning that the cat does not care.
"I'd have shredded you into mousedust!" - to gravely injure, rip to shreds.
Make dirt - to use the bathroom, or the dirtplace in warrior terms.
"May StarClan/Forestclan light your path/Banish all the fleas from your nest"- A friendly term used to tell others they wish them well.
"May you find good hunting, swift running, and shelter when you sleep" - An ancient farewell used by all the Clans, to say goodbye to loved ones on their way to Star/Forestclan.
Minnow-brain - An insult that is friendly but harsh.
Mouse-brain - A (friendly yet harsh) insult. Severity of the insult is almost always decided by tone.
Mouse-dung/dirt - A (somewhat harsh) insult comparing the recipient to mouse feces. Also used as an exclamation (as in Mouse-dung! That can't be right!). Somewhat like "Darn it!"
Mouse-hearted - An insult that describes one who is cowardly.
"Once a kittypet, always a kittypet!" - A harsh phrase used to describe a cat with kittypet roots.
"(Only) StarClan knows" - Sometimes used to answer a question that is impossible to answer. Similar to "Only god knows what," "Only god knows," and "god knows."
"Pain in the tail" - An insult meaning a cat is irritating or lazy.
Scaredy-mouse - A similar expression to scaredy-cat, referring to a cat easily frightened.
Scaredy-sparrow - Same as the term "scaredy-mouse."
Smart-ears - a friendly insult, much like smart-@$$.
"Sorry catches no prey" - Means cats can be sorry, but that will not change the past.
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"Sorry fills no bellies""Stirring up a bee's nest" - A phrase meaning a cat is looking for trouble or starting it.
"Tabbies don't change their stripes" - means that a cat doesn't change their nature. Equivalent to "a leopard can't change his spots."
Toad-brain - similar to mouse-brain.
"What in StarClan's name?" - A exclamation similar to "What on earth?" or "What in the world?"
"That's a load of badger/mouse/fox droppings" - A harsh exclamation saying that something is nonsense.
Rabbit-brain - An insult that is friendly but harsh.
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