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In my seventh period, some of you may know, I've spent the past two months building a remote controlled car. It was supposed to be a joint between me and a wench who is to remain unnamed (WENCH) but it was, sadly, just I.

Five days ago I adopted a black man into the group and kicked her out, for five dollars. She got bupkiss, because she sucks.
Me and him called ourselves "Ebony and Ivory."

So, the contest was - whoever build the self propelled vehicle that propulsed itself across the track fastest - that group didn't have to write the paper!

So, me and my custom built car go up.
GOSPEEDRACER
1 foot (pop)
Front drive broke.

Works for two months and breaks when its in the sunlight.

In China they call that "long lake, shallow water." Think of it as premature ejaculation.

Continuing!
The group that wins car was ******** innovative.
It was an arrow with seven matchbox cars taped to it (Wheels cut out, of course, because it was moving on the wheels [wtfever]) launched by a bow. <******** Dave.
Imagine a fat hawaiin Elvis.

I nuke his house.

Discuss.
(That was the short story. In other notable news; I helped build another group's car and the second it was done drove it out onto hullstreet. BAM! Shrapneled.)

Wow.

A friend of mine once had to build a catapult for his Physics class, and it had to follow some required guidelines. I don't recall what they were, though... X__x;;

I was hot on the pinebox derby racing scene for a couple months. Those were the days...

Ohman.


AWESOME DOWNHILL RACING STORY.


So I was taking a downhill racer (not a soapbox, just a couple of motivated 2x4's on wheels) down this asphalt hill. First test run, too. I had a piece of rope for a steering wheel. Anyway, I tried to make a left turn and the left wheel got stuck under the body of the vehicle itself, which basically turned the kart into a giant one-use catapult. I did a rough measurement of how far I flew, and I'd say I got about three and a half meters of air time before a mighty oak, nature's airbag, aborted my flight. Freaking killer time. I rode that kart allllll day.

Yo, three and a half meters is over 10 feet.