A bright, cheerful notice has been placed on the long back panel of one of the community's many bus shelters. It features a smiling, picture-perfect Gaian dropping an empty paper coffee cup into a wire wastebasket while an armor-clad member of the Barton Regulars smiles benevolently on in the background. The sun is out, there are birds and butterflies all around, and all in all it's a little ham-fisted.

The message at the bottom reads "REMINDER! LITTERING IS A CRIME. THE BARTON REGULARS REMIND YOU TO DEPOSIT YOUR TRASH CORRECTLY OR FACE A FINE AND POSSIBLE COMMUNITY SERVICE.

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