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Sleepy Village
Oh my goodness, SO CUTE! Its the adorable lamb girl, Sourire, from the handheld hit Sleepy Village! In this game you must do your best to keep the inhabitants of your town happy by doing mundane tasks for them. But you better hurry, your neighbors have a very strict bedtime!
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Saga of HelgaFOR THE LAST TIME, HIS NAME IS NOT HELGA. IT’S LAZO. GEEZ! You think after 25 years this icon would get a bit more respect! ANYWAYS, in the latest entry to this legendary game series, you must make your way through countless dungeons in order to wake the sleeping Princess Helga!
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Steel PatriotJust when you thought his story was over they brought him back. It's Carbon Cobra’s final mission: in this game you must tactfully sneak your way through the battlefield to stop a terrorist organization from world domination. Whatever you do – DON'T GET CAUGHT!
What was that noise? Oh, that was the sound of the alarms going off ‘cuz you got spotted. I don't think that crate was such a great hiding spot after all.
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Super Go Go Jumper!
Awesome! It's a retro revival of the classic 8-bit hero Go Go Jumper! In his game you have to work your way to the goal at the end of a long stage, stomping enemies and avoiding obstacles in your way! Go for the high score!
Oh no! You didn't make the jump! Try again?
Awesome! It's a retro revival of the classic 8-bit hero Go Go Jumper! In his game you have to work your way to the goal at the end of a long stage, stomping enemies and avoiding obstacles in your way! Go for the high score!
Oh no! You didn't make the jump! Try again?
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Spartans of the SprocketsAlright listen up you little babies, this game isn't for pussywillows and mama’s boys. This is where the mice are separated from the men! Sgt Phenix will be your guide through this treacherous battle field. Geez, don't embarrass yourself by using the noob-tube on this map...
Respawn in 10...9...8...
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King of the ArenaA modern revival of the classic 2D fighter, King of the Arena! The greatest martial artists from all around the world have been invited to a world class tournament which is almost certainly not a cover for some evil scheme! Among the fighters is Chouko, a fan favorite kung fu master who claims to be the strongest woman on earth! But, can she overcome her newest challengers?
Ouch that was down right fierce. Try again?
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The Last Myth XIHe has no name, no past, no memory of life whatsoever. In this sure to be classic you must help the heroic boy discover the secrets of his mysterious world all while trying to regain what he has lost.
*Insert really pretty but super sad music here* Game Over.
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VictoryYou’re amazing! Enjoy your con loot and go brag to all your friends about your elite skills in all things gaming! A WINNER IS YOU!
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