Sparks rain down from the titantron as Joey Garcia comes out. Dressed in a nice tux, a new watch and sunglasses, he looks like the biggest a*****e ever. Draped over his shoulder is the World Heavyweight title. He poses to the crowd, holding up his championship, higher as the audience loudly boos him.
Making his way down the ramp, he places the belt around his waist and begins to turn around so everyone can admire him and his skill. Finally reaching the ring, he goes up the steel steps, wiping his feet before entering.
Doing another turn, Joey climbs one of the turnbuckles, posing atop, yelling that he has finally made it as confetti explodes from over the ring and rains down into it. Smiling and soaking in the loud boos, Joey grabs a mic.
"Welcome, to Night 1 of Joey Garcia's World Championship reign. The first of many nights. You see, folks, everyone has been asking: 'How did Joey get a match at Wrestlemania. Why was it a world title match? Does he deserve it?' " Joey just laughs.
"Listen, I all know you wanted to see Ryback flail around for a few minutes, hit a few moves and then get gassed. I know you wanted to see RVD fly through the air like the little stupid monkey he is and pin 1...2...3. But it didn't happen. Instead I turned the tables and I made him tap! My career has lead to this moment. Every person I beat, Triple H, Stone Cold, RVD, everyone has brought me here. To my rightful spot in the CWF"
The audience cheers as he mentions the names of the people he has beaten but they still boo Joey. " Now to address another dirt rumor....I didn't spike anyone's drink. I didn't lock someone in their locker room. No, instead my boss, Mr. Vince McMahon, came to me. He said Ryback vs RVD would be a disaster. It would have been the worst Wrestlemaina match in history. He said he wanted someone like me. He wanted me to win. He saw a champion in me and I proved him right"
Joey smiles, raising his mic higher, sucking in all the boos again. "You can hate me all you want. You can bad talk me on social media. You can say whatever in this arena. But the new reality is, Joey Garcia is your champion and he is here to stay and he is the best champion the CWF has ever seen, bar none"