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 Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:22 am
The following takes place in an auditorium adjacent to the Hammerstein Ballroom. Feel free to promo here and build your character.
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:55 am
The crowd boos as Cartwright and his Personal Rock Star, Gary Guitar, step on to the stage. Cartwright stands at the podium while Gary Guitar prepares himself for something. Gary Guitar: "EVERYOOOOONE! SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE GREATEST WRESTLER TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOO!"
GG: "MEEEEEEEEE!"Cartwright chuckles as the crowd continues to hate on Gary.Cartwright: "Hey! You're not here to boast about yourself! You're here to sing my theme tune! Crack on with it!"Gary nods his head and begins to VERY LOUDLY SHOUT the lyrics of Cigaro by System Of A Down.GG: "MY CAAAAWK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOOOOURS!"Cartwright: "OK, that's enough! Shut up! Let's take some stupid questions from you bunch of xenophobic American wankers!"Wow, Cartwright doesn't sound very happy to be at this press conference, quite the contrast to the previous one.WSJ Reporter: "First of all, you should apologise for that disgusting language...."
Cartwright: "Eww, Wall Street Journal! You should apologise for your fake news stories about popular YouTubers and you should also apologise for your ugly face! ******** you! If you accuse me of being a Nazi, I'll ******** you up too! Next!"
Obvious Tranny: "You're just mad because the crowd chose an American Hero in Kurt Angle over you."
Cartwright: "That wasn't even a question, sir!"
Obvious Tranny: "Did you just assume my gender?"
Cartwright: "Did you get dropped on your head as a child?! ******** off and learn some nice biology, you mongol!"It's as if Cartwright is trying to incite a riot. He truly does not give a s**t about any of these people. Oops, just assumed they were all human.Cartwright: "Yes, I am mad! How dare you choose that old CRIPPLE over me! Yeah, that's right, I CRIPPLED him! He left that match on a stretcher! I DESTROYED your crap American Hero! I should be your new hero! I grace you cunts with my presence and you decide to boo me and cheer him in the BSW Bloodshed Main Event?! Is it because I'm English?! Is it because I'm better than you?! Is it because I get more p***y in one night than all of you will ever get in your lifetime?!" Cartwright shakes his head. He still can't believe that his American fans rejected him after all these years of supporting him.Cartwright: "I see how it is now! Thank you all for opening my eyes and revealing your true colours to me! That's colours with a u, spell it right! You American fans can go and stick your fingers up your bum holes! From now on, I hate every single one of you! From now on, I reserve all of my love for the greatest country in the land, ENGLAND! ******** YOU, SCOTLAND! ******** YOU, AMERICA! ******** YOU, FRANCE! I LOVE ENGLAND!"Cartwright and Gary exit the stage as the crowd tries to get to Cartwright, security working extremely hard to contain them. Cartwright taunts them with a suck-it motion before leaving the room.Crowd: "USA! USA! USA!"
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