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Chrono Q Clepsydra Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:03 pm
The following contest is a TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS match, and it is a first round match up in the 2017 X-Cup Elevation Cup series....
Introducing first....
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:26 am
The crowd roars as 'Super Sonic Sex Machine' by Steel Panther hits the arena, signalling the entrance of the wrestling rock star Gary Guitar, who is wearing beautiful silver wrestling tights, wrestling boots and jacket. Announcer: "Introducing first, from New York City, New York! Standing at 6 foot and weighing 200 pounds....GAAAARYYYYY GUUUITAAAR!"♫I've got an extra dong for double penetration
Just squeeze my balls and activate vibration
I can f*ck all night if you want me to
Then you can piss on my receptacle
And suck my load of cyber-goo♫
Gary Guitar embraces the fans with a huge smile and high fives before he slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He poses on the turnbuckle as the crowd sing the chorus of his theme song towards him.Crowd: "SUPER SONIC SEX MACHINE!
SUPER SONIC SEX MACHINE!
SUPER SONIC SEX MACHINE!"
Gorilla Monsoon: "Here he is! The Wrestling Rock Star and Rockzilla front man has come to the X-Cup!
Bobby Heenan: "Wrestling Rock Star?! Well I've heard him and I know he can't sing, now we're going to find out if he can actually wrestle!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:37 am
Requesting an auto-win due to inactive opposition! =)
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