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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:43 am
If you happen to work oh, anywhere that sales anything your likely been subjected to Christmas music since Black Friday. For some that horrible need to fight against the cheery and or depressing music has began.
Nearly one week into the madness and I am ready to fight back, who is with me?
Just, how do I purpose we do this? Fire with fire my friends, fire with fire. If you have no choice but to take in the sugary lyrics then I purpose we make up our own.
I am currently battling the childhood favorite, "Frosty the snowman"
If any one wants to help me finish this recreation I'd love to have you on board. Should there be another song you wish to front a counter attack I'll be please to see your lyrical improvements!
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:46 am
With out further ado,
To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman", I give you "Rosty the Stoner".
Rosty the Stoner, was a junky hippy sod,
With a punjab stripe and a broken nose, and hardly any clothes.
Rosty the Stoner, is a irie-male, they say.
He was a native schmoe, but the children know he came to life one day.
There must have been some resin left in that old brown pipe they found,
For when they placed it in his mouth, he made a toking sound!
Oh, Rosty, the Stoner, was high as he could be;
and the children say he could laugh and play,
With in invisible killer bees.
Huffety puff, puff, Huffety Puff, Puff,
look at Rosty go.
Snuffety snuff, snuff, Snuffety Snuff, Snuff,
over the hills of Blow.
*smiles it's a working progress*
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:52 am
Gorenza If you happen to work oh, anywhere that sales anything your likely been subjected to Christmas music since Black Friday. For some that horrible need to fight against the cheery and or depressing music has began. Nearly one week into the madness and I am ready to fight back, who is with me? Just, how do I purpose we do this? Fire with fire my friends, fire with fire. If you have no choice but to take in the sugary lyrics then I purpose we make up our own. I am currently battling the childhood favorite, "Frosty the snowman" If any one wants to help me finish this recreation I'd love to have you on board. Should there be another song you wish to front a counter attack I'll be please to see your lyrical improvements! I'm tired of the kiss me under the mistletoe..and how about that let's have a jolly Christmas this year...everywhere none stop but luckily I've ran across a few stores that are rebelling against the early Christmas music.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:03 am
Looking forward to seeing how you make fun of those gems. twisted SupremeFallenCrimson Gorenza If you happen to work oh, anywhere that sales anything your likely been subjected to Christmas music since Black Friday. For some that horrible need to fight against the cheery and or depressing music has began. Nearly one week into the madness and I am ready to fight back, who is with me? Just, how do I purpose we do this? Fire with fire my friends, fire with fire. If you have no choice but to take in the sugary lyrics then I purpose we make up our own. I am currently battling the childhood favorite, "Frosty the snowman" If any one wants to help me finish this recreation I'd love to have you on board. Should there be another song you wish to front a counter attack I'll be please to see your lyrical improvements! I'm tired of the kiss me under the mistletoe..and how about that let's have a jolly Christmas this year...everywhere none stop but luckily I've ran across a few stores that are rebelling against the early Christmas music.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 11:23 am
-falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:44 pm
I am so happy you approve Delusiah. heart I think the chorus is the best part. I really hit my stride on it. I do hope I see some more song hijacks here. I'd love to have something to sing along with to drown out the Christmas music. Delusiah -falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:08 pm
I wish I wasn't working every single day so I would actually have time to enjoy thinking up horrid little songs. whee But oh well. Gorenza I am so happy you approve Delusiah. heart I think the chorus is the best part. I really hit my stride on it. I do hope I see some more song hijacks here. I'd love to have something to sing along with to drown out the Christmas music. Delusiah -falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:25 pm
To the tune of Felize navidad. Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop I can't not take I any more. I can here it in my sleep now. I can here it in my sleep now I can here it in my sleep now and I can't take it any mooooore. Delusiah I wish I wasn't working every single day so I would actually have time to enjoy thinking up horrid little songs. whee But oh well. Gorenza I am so happy you approve Delusiah. heart I think the chorus is the best part. I really hit my stride on it. I do hope I see some more song hijacks here. I'd love to have something to sing along with to drown out the Christmas music. Delusiah -falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:38 pm
Gorenza If you happen to work oh, anywhere that sales anything your likely been subjected to Christmas music since Black Friday. For some that horrible need to fight against the cheery and or depressing music has began. Nearly one week into the madness and I am ready to fight back, who is with me? Just, how do I purpose we do this? Fire with fire my friends, fire with fire. If you have no choice but to take in the sugary lyrics then I purpose we make up our own. I am currently battling the childhood favorite, "Frosty the snowman" If any one wants to help me finish this recreation I'd love to have you on board. Should there be another song you wish to front a counter attack I'll be please to see your lyrical improvements! This is where not having a job actually comes in handy (or it would, if I weren't always being forced to go shopping w/ people..)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:37 am
I fixed a few typos because I'm OCD. 3nodding Gorenza To the tune of Felize navidad. Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop I can not take any more. I can hear it in my sleep now. I can hear it in my sleep now. I can hear it in my sleep now and I can't take it any mooooore. Delusiah I wish I wasn't working every single day so I would actually have time to enjoy thinking up horrid little songs. whee But oh well. Gorenza I am so happy you approve Delusiah. heart I think the chorus is the best part. I really hit my stride on it. I do hope I see some more song hijacks here. I'd love to have something to sing along with to drown out the Christmas music. Delusiah -falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:32 am
Yeaaaa you are hired! I always wanted a editor. ok here is one from a professional. Bob Rivers – It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all While your shopping you're cheating Impulsively eating that junk at the mall It's the heav-heaviest season of all There'll be turkeys for basting And stuffing for tasting And giblets and gravy will flow There'll be cookies that mom baked And leftover fruit cake from a Christmas a long time ago It's the scale flattening time of the year While your diet you're blowing There's calories going straight down to your rear It's the scale flattening time of the year There'll be after meal dosing And arteries closing Cholesterol levels will grow It's too cold to go jogging To brisk for tobogganing So pass me a hot buttered roll It's the most fattening time of the year All those gingerbread shingles and Chocolate Chris Kringle's will tremble in fear It's the most fattening time, It's the belt loosening time, It's the most fattening time of the year Delusiah I fixed a few typos because I'm OCD. 3nodding Gorenza To the tune of Felize navidad. Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop I can not take any more. I can hear it in my sleep now. I can hear it in my sleep now. I can hear it in my sleep now and I can't take it any mooooore. Delusiah I wish I wasn't working every single day so I would actually have time to enjoy thinking up horrid little songs. whee But oh well. Gorenza I am so happy you approve Delusiah. heart I think the chorus is the best part. I really hit my stride on it. I do hope I see some more song hijacks here. I'd love to have something to sing along with to drown out the Christmas music. Delusiah -falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:57 pm
Pfft... alright, I have a 12 Days of Christmas spoof right here. I only have the verse for the 12th day here but I think it's easy to tell what the other 11 days are based off this themed after this Gaia event. On the 12th day of Christmas, the Gaia gave to me:
Gifts from gods and users,
Tips for attack stacking,
Clockwork mice a-fleeing,
Lots of bumping,
New achievements,
More lore to read,
An Alchemy question,
Tedious clicking~!
Hints of LK zone,
Another round of caroling,
More GC ads,
And a daily gift for the event!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:29 pm
gonk Oh, the pain in my arms right now... I lost track of how many pages of data I had to write down at work today... Even switching between which hand I wrote with because I'm ambidextrous, both arms feel like they are going to fall off... Gorenza Yeaaaa you are hired! I always wanted a editor. ok here is one from a professional. Bob Rivers – It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all While your shopping you're cheating Impulsively eating that junk at the mall It's the heav-heaviest season of all There'll be turkeys for basting And stuffing for tasting And giblets and gravy will flow There'll be cookies that mom baked And leftover fruit cake from a Christmas a long time ago It's the scale flattening time of the year While your diet you're blowing There's calories going straight down to your rear It's the scale flattening time of the year There'll be after meal dosing And arteries closing Cholesterol levels will grow It's too cold to go jogging To brisk for tobogganing So pass me a hot buttered roll It's the most fattening time of the year All those gingerbread shingles and Chocolate Chris Kringle's will tremble in fear It's the most fattening time, It's the belt loosening time, It's the most fattening time of the year Delusiah I fixed a few typos because I'm OCD. 3nodding Gorenza To the tune of Felize navidad. Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop! Oh please make it stop I can not take any more. I can hear it in my sleep now. I can hear it in my sleep now. I can hear it in my sleep now and I can't take it any mooooore. Delusiah I wish I wasn't working every single day so I would actually have time to enjoy thinking up horrid little songs. whee But oh well. Gorenza I am so happy you approve Delusiah. heart I think the chorus is the best part. I really hit my stride on it. I do hope I see some more song hijacks here. I'd love to have something to sing along with to drown out the Christmas music. Delusiah -falls over laughing at Rosty the Stoner-
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:40 pm
*sneerk* your song is very welcome .I'll try to sing it at work today. Of course no one here will know what the heck I'm singing about. mist777 Pfft... alright, I have a 12 Days of Christmas spoof right here. I only have the verse for the 12th day here but I think it's easy to tell what the other 11 days are based off this themed after this Gaia event. On the 12th day of Christmas, the Gaia gave to me:
Gifts from gods and users,
Tips for attack stacking,
Clockwork mice a-fleeing,
Lots of bumping,
New achievements,
More lore to read,
An Alchemy question,
Tedious clicking~!
Hints of LK zone,
Another round of caroling,
More GC ads,
And a daily gift for the event!
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:27 am
Gorenza *sneerk* your song is very welcome .I'll try to sing it at work today. Of course no one here will know what the heck I'm singing about. mist777 Pfft... alright, I have a 12 Days of Christmas spoof right here. I only have the verse for the 12th day here but I think it's easy to tell what the other 11 days are based off this themed after this Gaia event. On the 12th day of Christmas, the Gaia gave to me:
Gifts from gods and users,
Tips for attack stacking,
Clockwork mice a-fleeing,
Lots of bumping,
New achievements,
More lore to read,
An Alchemy question,
Tedious clicking~!
Hints of LK zone,
Another round of caroling,
More GC ads,
And a daily gift for the event! Thanks. I was somewhat inspired by this video actually. It's the reason why I chose to tackle 12 Days of Christmas.
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