███ █ B A S I C S
So do you want to work for a crazy curse-laying cannibal who may or may not cut you up and use you for spare parts when you cease to be useful?? Of course you do! Pippin Barker is an enthusiastic, albeit a little off in the head, self-propelled businessman operating out of Crownless territory in a business he co-owns with his big brother. He's chipper, enthusiastic, and generally pretty easy to get along with. He'll tell you jokes and stories and ask you to pass him the bone saw when he needs his test subjects in smaller pieces. He just needs a little helper around to make his life a tad bit easier!
███ █ D U T I E S
Any slave Pip takes on must be able and willing to do the following on a daily basis;
- MUST be able to read, preferably very quickly, and out loud. To him. Pippin can read, but his reading level is absolutely abysmal for his age. Combine that with his poor eyesight, and reading is just a chore. But he needs the valuable information in those books! So this is his primary motivation for getting a slave - he wants someone to read to him.
- Must be comfortable with (or at least able, you don't have to like it) cleaning up after Pippin, particularly at his work station. That means scrubbing off what blood you can, tossing any small meat bits left over, and mopping up the rest of the misc. bits that get tossed aside during his experiments.
- Must be in good and able physical condition; no broken parts, no birth defects, no missing or permanently damaged limbs. Because, let's be honest, you're going to become a test subject, too. Consider it a noble contribution to science.High pain tolerance is a plus.
- Bonus: If you're a vampire or a ghoul, you get quick access to any spare meat or blood that they aren't keen on immediately selling or experimenting on. Orrrr whatever leftovers there are from Pippins experiments. But, those may have some, ah, side-effects.
███ █ Y O U
- Preferably an illegal slave; they're just so much easier to deal with for men in Pippins position.
- Can handle blood, gore, and death in general. Disrespect for death gets you to the chop block.
- Bonus if you are a vampire, ghoul, or other, largely carnivorous race. However, if you are a shifter of any type (lycan, metamorphose, shapeshifter, etc.) prepare for some strange, potentially painful experiments.
- ABSOLUTELY NO; cute, tiny delicate types. Pippin is aware of his brothers taste in men, and so is a very jealous type. So no cute faces, no blushing, no fumbling and being adorable. He will put you on the chop block.
███ █ H I M
Be prepared for Pippin to treat you like something between a maid, a housepet, and a guinea pig. He will not consider your feelings. He will smile and pet you and tell you you're a good boy, then turn around and perform terribly painful experimentation you and expect you to clean up the mess afterwards. But he will also look to you for comfort when he's sad or frustrated, and he will require you to read to him more often than anything else, and dictate notes for him sometimes.
███ █ O O C
- Even though Pip would prefer someone who is nonplussed by his gory experiments, ooc I think it would be much more interesting to have someone who struggles to keep it together around the horrific scenes, or is outright disgusted by them.
- If you get bored of the character, we can very easily kill them off and have Pip get a new one. It's completely in-character and even likely.
- I'll add more if I think of it. In the meantime, feel free to comment here if you're interested!
