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 Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:17 am
gaia_nitemareleft 🎃 Ask A Monster Anything 🎃 gaia_nitemareright
My name is Slaughr... and I know you all think I am just a creepy little thing that hides under your bead, but you couldn't be more wrong! I'm smarts.... I've been around a looooong time and I have been under a lot of beds. I have knowledge you can't even begin to understand!
Want to know if that boy down the street thinks your cute? I can tell you that... oh, by the way, he also keeps his dirty magazines under his bed.
Want to know if you'll be lucky in the next year? I can help with that too!
Want to know what kind of cereal a monster eats? Well, I can tell you that as well...
So bring me all your little questions and I'll answer them all... I promise not to bite too many of you.
STARTS: Sunday October 23rd
ENDS: October 31st 11:59pm (USA CST)
-|- HOW TO PLAY -|-
-Post a question, any question, and the monster will answer!
-He also has a collection of funny surprise coupons to hand out to those who ask the really good questions. -hint hint-
***PLEASE NOTE: Monsters are not a good substitute for actual medical or legal advice! We do not promise 100% accuracy as monsters are prone to being tricky. If you need medical help right away go to a hospital... If a monster is the cause of your need for medical attention, we apologize. We do not intend harm... but we do get hungry.
Also, please clean under your bed. It gets hard to move around down there when it's full of shoes and dust bunnies.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 7:35 am
  Slaughr Growls...
You delicious looking humans... I mean guests look interesting.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:55 am
Slaughr, Slaughr, don't bite me just yet
If I should not finish, I'll owe you a debt
This question, it comes from a child without fear
A question pertaining to the power of beer.
Slaughr, Slaughr, tell me if it's true;
Can a monster not drink from a human's brew?
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:21 pm
I don't have many questions, but there is one thing I'd like to know. What is love?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:51 am
Captain Tetalia Lefevre I don't have many questions, but there is one thing I'd like to know. What is love?
Love? From what I can see from my hiding spot it's stressful... and smells like cherries and socks. Trust me on this, I know a LOT about socks.
They are the primary source of nutrients when I'm in need of a midnight snack.
*burps*
Excuse me... I just finished a pair of pantyhose and they were a little dry.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:55 am
Forelourne Slaughr, Slaughr, don't bite me just yet
If I should not finish, I'll owe you a debt
This question, it comes from a child without fear
A question pertaining to the power of beer.
Slaughr, Slaughr, tell me if it's true;
Can a monster not drink from a human's brew?
............. SorRys, i haD A DRUNK WIt... oops caps lock... Dem pantyhozz.
*hiccups*
*burps*
*burps*
Ugh.... is not tru dawgs. The bottl they com in iz tasty toooo!
*hiccups*
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:33 am
Slaughr, can you fly with your headwings?
surprised
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:16 pm
Oh wise and mighty Slaughr! I beseech you tell me;
WAS she born with it, or was it Maybelline?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:16 pm
Forelourne Slaughr, can you fly with your headwings?
surprised
*sniffles as a tear rolls down his cheek*
Once upon a time I could... but... you humans are just too fattening and now I can barely get an inch off the ground.
*sniffles and flaps his wings*
You've ruined me! emo crying
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:17 pm
LotusInChains Oh wise and mighty Slaughr! I beseech you tell me; WAS she born with it, or was it Maybelline?
She was born with it.... but lady Maybelline made it more pronounced.
But honestly.... I prefer that natural look. All those chemicals ruin the taste.
*licks*
Mmmmm.... emotion_drool
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:43 pm
Ok, Slaughter...I have one.
I'm pretty certain I will remain single. I' am a very nice and pretty human, but...I have some barriers that most humans don't and that require constant assistance. I don't imagine it would be very fun to be at my beck and call at every moment, definitely not for all people. but for some, it may be ok. I would like to have an emotional and mental connection with a male human who thinks I'm pretty. Buuuut... I have two barriers that may or may not get in the way of relationships. I cannot drive, nor can I make my own money. I am very verbal and social. I like going places and meeting new people. But...the no driving holds me back. I'm more of a loner then I'd like. Sexual relations really don't interest me.
I have no desire to give birth or mother.
So I guess my question for you would be.....Shall I meet this type of male human at any point??
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:59 pm
-snicker, snicker- twisted cool
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:06 am
Green_crayon42 Shall I meet this type of male human at any point??
Hmmm... I don't think you want this extra human for the purposes of eating, no?
There are billion and billions of humans. So the odds are in your favor.
However... do no seek the mythical unicorn, instead be flexible where you can and you will find a acceptable match.
If you did intend to eat him though... I always suggest a nice teriyaki glaze. emotion_drool
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