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 Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:09 pm
 "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! Either opponent can be pinned or forced to submit ANYWHERE in the arena! INTRODUCING FIRST..."
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:12 pm
Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce hits the coliseum! The crowd begins to cheer loudly because everyone's favorite Englishman, Cartwright, has made his return appearance to CWA!
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
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Barbra Streisand
Cartwright enters the arena with a smile on his face as he sees the fans in the coliseum. He begins to make his way towards the ring and points towards the fans along his way to the ring.Announcer Benny Jones: "Introducing first! From London, England! Weighting-in 205 lbs and standing at 6 ft tall! The Extraordinary Englishman....CAAAAARTWRIGHT!" Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Cartwright slides under the bottom rope and poses on the turnbuckles for the fans. Cartwright looks happy to be back as his theme music fades-out and he waits for his opponent.Jeff Harris: "It's great to be on the return show of CWA! I hope that this time, now that General Manager Dion Necurat has gained more experience, he has what it takes to make CWA big!"
Kristen Lang: "We think he does, as we have signed-up, and it looks like Cartwright thinks so too! He wouldn't have come back otherwise!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:38 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:18 pm
|The cowbell of Mississippi Queen by the old 1970s band, Mountain, rang out.| DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!"Hailing from Awesome City, in the State of Awesomeness!
Coming in at an overpowering.. sixfootthree, twohundredtwentypounds.
Currently the Champion Of Awesome Awe In Awesomeness!
He is... AWWWW-SOOOOOME! CAY-YAY-LUB!!"DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!Mississippi Queen!
If you know what I mean!
Mississippi Queen!
She taught me everything!
Way down around Vicksburg!
Around Louisiana Way!
Lived a Cajun Lady!
We called her Mississippi Queen! Awesome Caleb stepped out with chest out, carrying a confident smile with his walk, he stopped briefly at ramp for the ritual release.. as Awesome Caleb brought his hands behind his head, swiveled those rockin' awesome hips! Then transitioning both hands to pointing out at his audience, to the right and to the left of him. A holding pause, for building pressure, and then a single thrust forward of his groin! Setting off a single, large shot of sexual metaphorical pyrotechnic directly behind Awesome Caleb! Fans loved it! A jubilance of volume erupted out of the crowd, giving great approval to this entrance performance! You know she was a dancer!
She moved better on wine, while the rest of them dudes was a-gettin' their kicks!
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was getting mine!
Mississippi Queen!
If you know what I mean!
Mississippi Queen!
She taught me everything!
This lady she asked me!
If I would be her man!
You know that I told her!
I'd do what I can!Continuing his way with swag, down the ramp, Awesome Caleb held a chin up, duck lip smirk on his approach toward the ring! Awesome Caleb reeked of so much awesome that fans felt awesome for watching the awesomeness of The Awesome One, who rolled in-ring and popped in a few awesome sit-ups to keep his awesome abdominals, then kipped to those awesome feet for an eye-to-eye with the fellow awesomeness of Cartwright! To keep her looking pretty!
Buy her dresses that shine, while the rest of them dudes was a-makin' their bread!
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was losing mine!Awesome Caleb's music faded away during the guitar solo.. As a microphone was placed in hand by a ring monkey. No sooner was it in the awesome hand of The Awesome One.. The awesome lips of The Awesome One, Awesome Caleb.. Spoke with his awesome voice.. of which was almost too awesome to bare! Awesome Caleb bared a seemingly mutual grin with Cartwright, in his approach. "Hello! .. Hello, Cartwright! You must have some mighty pull 'round here, pardner.. gettin' a match 'tween us.." Awesome Caleb gave a friendly backhand smack to Cartwright's chest. "No doubt, looking to score that finely awesome promise I made way back last year! AH! HA HA HA HA!" Yeah, things definitely got weird right at that laugh, as it didn't feel as genuine as it sounded. The short laughter was replaced with a now solemn expression, void of any funny business. Speaking of funny.. that's the very word Awesome Caleb said next! "Funny.." Caleb takes a step closer. ".. how, Papa made an adequate match for the Olympian, with you, before CWA's fall. And.." Another step. ".. you couldn't grasp that strap. Must feel.." Step. ".. disappointing. Probably want a rematch. Oh, but Pops retired. So you gotta be seeking the next best thing. Or more like.." Closer. ".. the awesome option of facing the Old Man's boy!" Noses nearly touching, both men almost kissing the foam of the microphone, Awesome Caleb was, and wide glaring eyes baring into Cartwright's! Awesome Caleb was ready to toss that mic at first fist!
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:45 pm
Cartwright is happy to let Awesome Caleb talk, but he didn't appreciate that this guy was getting ever so slightly closer and closer to getting in his face! As their noses almost touch from how close he has gotten, Cartwright shoots a mean stare at the lad. Caleb seems to have gotten the message from the body language, as he strikes Cartwright with the microphone, causing the Englishman to groggily stagger backwards for a moment! Cartwright leans on the ropes, shaking his head as he checks his nose with his right hand.
Jeff Harris: "Looks like Awesome Caleb has a problem with The Extraordinary Englishman!"
Kristen Lang: "Cartwright couldn't beat Caleb's father, Guy Cancer, for the Olympian Championship and Caleb is loving that he can use that to try and get under Cartwright's skin!"
Jeff Harris: "Caleb conveniently forgets to mention that his dad had to injure Cartwright before the match in a sneak attack!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:13 pm
A slap to his own awesome chest and with a crazy grin, Awesome Caleb gave a shake to his head.. "Ooooooh! YEAH! Let's rock!" Was the over confident Awesome One's shout to all who could hear, before charging forward for a shockingly awesome Crossbody that would take both men out over the ropes!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 7:33 pm
Awesome Caleb isn't afraid to use his entire body as a weapon, which he is able to do by driving it into Cartwright with a crossbody that sends them both over the top rope and to the outside with a thud! Cartwright lands on his back, which he holds with his right hand, his eyes closed in pain from the fall.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:06 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:38 am
Cyrus and Joe walk to the front of the audience, making their way to the front row bleachers. Cyrus was sporting a Cartwright T-shirt from the shirt stall and watched the match while enjoying a beer and a hotdog. After taking a big bite from his hotdog he cheered for the fight. "Mmm.. Mrou can droo it Cartwright!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:07 am
((please feel free to auto me))
Awesome Caleb wasn't unhurt in this, he was only awesome and not a god!
Face expressing his body's pain through tightly shut eyes and baring his teeth like a rabid dog that would bite anyone who dared to pull his arms from his chest, as he lay nearby Cartwright.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:08 pm
((Totally was going for that auto-win after so long keeping me waiting! blaugh I'll be nice!)) The two men slowly get to their feet, Awesome Caleb getting up first due to delivering more damage to Cartwright. Awesome Caleb grabs Cartwright by the arm with both hands, attempting to Irish Whip him into the turnbuckle, however Cartwright reverses it, causing Awesome Caleb's head to bounce off of it! Cartwright aims to follow this up by grabbing the groggy Caleb by the back of the head and smashing it into the barricade!
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:49 pm
((HERE IS YOUR WINNER AS A RESULT OF BEING PINNED NEAR THE HOT DOG STAND...CAAAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIGHT!!!))
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