WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!
The crowd yelled out, "HEAD!" as Al Snow came powering out from the back like a ******** lunatic weaving around his manager and supposed owner Head. Al high fived a few fans as his autistic fit of rage concluded with him mysteriously humping Head in the middle of the ring before exiting it and performing a moonsault on himself through the announce table.
Shawn Michaels: Wow Test, WHAT A MANEUVER!
Test: .....
SHIKARO....A ZAGATAKI!
The strange Japanese music played as Lord Tensai came out from the back in a red bath robe with a strainer on his head. He angrily looked around at fans who made train sounds in his direction. He reached the ring and stood in it, taking a second to look out at the destroyed Al Snow before turning to the top of the ramp to wait for his partners.
ONE..TWO...ONE TWO THREE GO!
A siren started to roar out as Neville ran out from the back like a retarded child, wearing his cape and pretending to be a superhero. Neville entered the ring and climbed the top rope, leaping from it to hit a Red Arrow on his tag team partner outside the ring.
SHAWN MICHAELS: TEST BABY, DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT THIS GUY JUST GOT! DAMN!
Test: ....
Goldberg's music began as the fans cheered and chanted his name. A ref knocked on a door backstage and out running came Michael Cole, licking his lips and looking ravaged. Goldberg stepped out in a towel and started to make his way to the ring, reaching the stage and being showered in his pyro. The pyro set his towel on fire and he got scared, running around until he reached ringside and collapsed from shock, right on top of Al Snow and Neville! It looked like for now, Lord Tensai was going to go this match alone.
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