Name: Archaeus Narcissus Chartreuse
Nickname: Hero, Prince, Prince Charming, my idol, Amazing, Mr. Perfect, etc.
Age: 17
Birthday: August 1
Species: Cyborg Human
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Nationality: Although I am a robot, I was designed to fit in with- Consider him American
Eye color: Magenta
Hair color: Chocolate brown
Skin tone: Very fair~
Height: 6 ft
Weight: 138 Ibs
Body build: So very tuned and agile! Well... sorta. I mean, he's skinny, but there aren't any muscles there.
Talents: In just about everything! Oh, I can list every ruler of every land, I can cook all sorts of dishes, I can- No he can't. He can't do anything, not even the simplest task. He'll make up an excuse as to why he can't, so I guess talking would be his talent.
Flaws/Disabilities: Does everything count?
Class:
Sex-Ed
Gym
Baking
Psychology
Physics
Band
Demonic Engineering
Manners
Secrets: I mustn't say! I... I... Oh okay! I admit it! I am... a prince of a long forgotten kingdom...! The real secret is that he's unaware of his false life.
Powers: I won't even let him start on this. He'll always say that he has an incredible power, such as the ability to control your mind or regeneration powers that happen in the blink of an eye. In truth, it's all a big bluff. Of course, he thinks this is true, so he'll be really confused when nothing happens.
Likes:
Myself, of course
Mirrors
Praise
Dislikes:
Anyone that ignorantly points out my obviously nonexistent flaws
People that ignore me
Those that can't appreciate true beauty or personal space
Fears: That people won't recognize me, their hero! E-Even though I shouldn't be getting praise for merely protecting them.
Personality: I am a perfect being, angelic and sweet, a savior to all! I- Yes, that's what Archaeus would like to be, so I will be the voice of reason here. Archaeus thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread, his middle name really does him justice. You'll notice that he's incredibly self-absorbed and very arrogant, but it's always funny to see him enraged whenever you knock him off his pedestal.
Bio: I-
I'll stop you right there.
Believe it or not, Archaeus started off as a character written into a fanfic. Now this fanfiction... it was bad. Really bad. From typos on every line to an unexplained and drastic change to the character's backstory, the writer was obviously constantly influenced by the latest trend and tried to add it into his likable character, Archaeus.
Well one day a man happened to come across it. He was so stupefied by the awful... everything that he couldn't help but read one line out loud in hopes of it making sense audibly. It didn't. Little did the man know, he had a magic ability to read things to life, and his curse summoned the tragedy known as Archaeus, who now roams the world to save everyone with his incredible perfection.
Family: N/A
