* ~ Persona 4:FES - The Golden Presents...The 12 Days of GUILDMAS2015!!! ~ *
(Fina Taihaku's Totally BAWS Christmas Collaboration Story!)
"Gather 'round, Minions! It's your super-cool Boss Fina's turn to play! ...Don't keep me waiting, or it's the stox...the socks...the sock-ades for all of you! Today we're going to have a story time because I like story times! Especially when those stories are of me, being the Boss! So I wanna hear ALL your best stories of Boss Fina and her amazing armies of doom! C'mon, c'mon! And bring me food, too! ...No, ALL the food! Mwahahahaha!"
"*Ahem* Miss Fina..."
"BOSS Fina!"
"*sigh* Of course, Boss Fina. I don't believe that's how this event actually works. It's a collaboration story...not the omake contest."
"Huh? Whassat? Can I eat it?"
"No, Fina, a collaboration is when you work together on something...so the idea is that we'll be telling the story together. Not that I'm all that fond on working with some of..."
"Mom, don't be like that...it will be fun to work with the others to tell a story."
"M-mom?! You mean, me? I'm...you're...N-Narue...my..."
"My lovely Suko-chan! You're awake! Come on, you must spend Christmas time with me and our wonderful daughter!"
"Lord Seo! Yes! I...you...she's ours...our d-d..."
"Come on, Mom...please?"
"Yes, Mom...please? *smirk*"
...
". . ."
"I agree, it is strange. This is usually when San would come out of nowhere to chase off Master Bel for referring to our Lord and Lady Suko as his parents..."
"Perhaps we've embarrassed her so badly by pointing out her crush that she's trying to throw us off the scent via her absence?"
"What?! No way! I wasn't...I just got here! Urgh...you stay the Hell away from them, Bel! Nobody's buying that you're..."
"S-s-SON?! I...we...Lord Seo and I...a son?!"
"Why's she so red? Did she choke on a bone or something?!"
"Only you'd do that. *smile*"
"What?! Are you...I'm not a Dog!"
"She is going to faint. Someone fetch a..."
"I...I...! Gurk! *faint*"
". . . *catches head with pillow*"
"Nice work, Kappa."
"Oh, Mom..."
"Eh, she was always like that. Right, Sis?"
"Do you ever stop talking?!"
"Story time! Nap time! My mind's a ticking clock, gears churning wildly over all the puns!"
"To the matter at hand, I believe we should get down to business. We were celebrating Christmas time..."
"Christmas Time!"
"Nice one, Viral!"
"I believe Rorek was saying something about the collaboration story?"
"I still wanna know what the cola-lab is! Is that where they make the cola?"
"I believe I can explain, everyone. You see, Fina, a collaboration is..."
"Hey! Don't put your hands on Lady Suko, you King of Kibble!"
"We can handle moving her, Bel!"
"What's the matter? I'm just a loving son trying to help out his dear, faint-hearted moth-ACK! *dodge*"
"I said let her GO!"
"My, your advances are getting aggressive...are you sure you aren't more interested in Aeon?"
"*death glare* I'll attack from the left, you attack from the right."
"Got it!"
"Heh, even I know when to beat a hasty retreat."
"Get him!"
"I'll kill you!"
"Their attacks are in such perfect synchronization, it's surpassed only by their ferocity!"
"Of course, they are daughters of the Taihaku Clan."
"Go on, my darling baby girl! Get him! ...Note this, Viral! I am filled with such beautiful feelings of fatherly pride and love! My heart may burst with joy, seeing my own son and daughter play so intensely together!"
"Noted, sir. Though I have doubts about that boy..."
"You see, Fina? Collaboration is something like that...two people working together to achieve something more easily, or have more fun, than possible than if they were alone. ...Now if you will excuse me, my little girl is playing a game and I simply must watch. *smiles brightly and turns to the chase* You can do it, San! Catch you a boyfriend the same way I caught your father..."
"S-Shiranui?! *blush*"
"M-Mom?! *blushes harder*"
"Ha ha!"
"Shut...UP!"
"Die!"
"Oh my!"
"Ha! Hahahaha...woops! *dodgerollflee*"
"Hee Hee...everyone's already having so much fun on my day! I better not hold back! Though I'm still not sure I totally get it..."
". . ."
"Kappa says... *whisperwhisper*"
"Oooh! Now I get it! Thanks, Kappa!"
". . ."
"Kappa says...'You're welcome, Boss Fina.'"
"Yay! I'm DA BAWS!"
"Gods help us all..."
(Fina Taihaku's Totally BAWS Christmas Collaboration Story!)
"Gather 'round, Minions! It's your super-cool Boss Fina's turn to play! ...Don't keep me waiting, or it's the stox...the socks...the sock-ades for all of you! Today we're going to have a story time because I like story times! Especially when those stories are of me, being the Boss! So I wanna hear ALL your best stories of Boss Fina and her amazing armies of doom! C'mon, c'mon! And bring me food, too! ...No, ALL the food! Mwahahahaha!""*Ahem* Miss Fina..."
"BOSS Fina!""*sigh* Of course, Boss Fina. I don't believe that's how this event actually works. It's a collaboration story...not the omake contest."
"Huh? Whassat? Can I eat it?""No, Fina, a collaboration is when you work together on something...so the idea is that we'll be telling the story together. Not that I'm all that fond on working with some of..."
"Mom, don't be like that...it will be fun to work with the others to tell a story."
"M-mom?! You mean, me? I'm...you're...N-Narue...my..."
"My lovely Suko-chan! You're awake! Come on, you must spend Christmas time with me and our wonderful daughter!""Lord Seo! Yes! I...you...she's ours...our d-d..."
"Come on, Mom...please?"
"Yes, Mom...please? *smirk*"
...
". . ."
"I agree, it is strange. This is usually when San would come out of nowhere to chase off Master Bel for referring to our Lord and Lady Suko as his parents...""Perhaps we've embarrassed her so badly by pointing out her crush that she's trying to throw us off the scent via her absence?""What?! No way! I wasn't...I just got here! Urgh...you stay the Hell away from them, Bel! Nobody's buying that you're..."
"S-s-SON?! I...we...Lord Seo and I...a son?!"
"Why's she so red? Did she choke on a bone or something?!""Only you'd do that. *smile*""What?! Are you...I'm not a Dog!""She is going to faint. Someone fetch a..."
"I...I...! Gurk! *faint*"
". . . *catches head with pillow*"
"Nice work, Kappa.""Oh, Mom..."
"Eh, she was always like that. Right, Sis?"
"Do you ever stop talking?!"
"Story time! Nap time! My mind's a ticking clock, gears churning wildly over all the puns!""To the matter at hand, I believe we should get down to business. We were celebrating Christmas time..."
"Christmas Time!""Nice one, Viral!""I believe Rorek was saying something about the collaboration story?"
"I still wanna know what the cola-lab is! Is that where they make the cola?""I believe I can explain, everyone. You see, Fina, a collaboration is...""Hey! Don't put your hands on Lady Suko, you King of Kibble!"
"We can handle moving her, Bel!"
"What's the matter? I'm just a loving son trying to help out his dear, faint-hearted moth-ACK! *dodge*"
"I said let her GO!"
"My, your advances are getting aggressive...are you sure you aren't more interested in Aeon?"
"*death glare* I'll attack from the left, you attack from the right."
"Got it!"
"Heh, even I know when to beat a hasty retreat."
"Get him!"
"I'll kill you!"
"Their attacks are in such perfect synchronization, it's surpassed only by their ferocity!""Of course, they are daughters of the Taihaku Clan."
"Go on, my darling baby girl! Get him! ...Note this, Viral! I am filled with such beautiful feelings of fatherly pride and love! My heart may burst with joy, seeing my own son and daughter play so intensely together!""Noted, sir. Though I have doubts about that boy..."
"You see, Fina? Collaboration is something like that...two people working together to achieve something more easily, or have more fun, than possible than if they were alone. ...Now if you will excuse me, my little girl is playing a game and I simply must watch. *smiles brightly and turns to the chase* You can do it, San! Catch you a boyfriend the same way I caught your father...""S-Shiranui?! *blush*"
"M-Mom?! *blushes harder*"
"Ha ha!"
"Shut...UP!"
"Die!"
"Oh my!""Ha! Hahahaha...woops! *dodgerollflee*"
"Hee Hee...everyone's already having so much fun on my day! I better not hold back! Though I'm still not sure I totally get it..."". . ."
"Kappa says... *whisperwhisper*""Oooh! Now I get it! Thanks, Kappa!"". . ."
"Kappa says...'You're welcome, Boss Fina.'""Yay! I'm DA BAWS!""Gods help us all..."
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Fina's Totally BAWS Christmas Collaboration Story Rules!
1. You may contribute to the story no more than 5 times unless otherwise approved.
2. You may contribute no more than 5-8 sentences in any one contribution.
3. You may make your contributions at any time, but never back-to-back.
4. Your contributions may be anything you wish, but cannot contradict what was written in the previous contributions.
5. Your contributions must include characters/locations/ideas of some sort that pertain to this Guild.
6. As this is a Christmas story, the setting is Christmas-time. While most details will be highly malleable, please maintain this basic premise.
7. Please try to copy the format/style of my original contribution for your own.
8. More details may be added later.
1. You may contribute to the story no more than 5 times unless otherwise approved.
2. You may contribute no more than 5-8 sentences in any one contribution.
3. You may make your contributions at any time, but never back-to-back.
4. Your contributions may be anything you wish, but cannot contradict what was written in the previous contributions.
5. Your contributions must include characters/locations/ideas of some sort that pertain to this Guild.
6. As this is a Christmas story, the setting is Christmas-time. While most details will be highly malleable, please maintain this basic premise.
7. Please try to copy the format/style of my original contribution for your own.
8. More details may be added later.
