Name: Renoko Rukona Kensuni
Birthday: December 29, 1936
Age: 78
Race/Species: Full 1/3 Human; 2/3 Asura
Asuras are described in Indian texts as powerful superhuman demigods with good or bad qualities. All powerful beings, good or evil, are called Asuras in the oldest layer of Vedic texts. In later Vedic and post-Vedic texts, the benevolent gods are called Devas, while malevolent Asuras compete against these Devas and are considered "enemy of the gods" or demons. The only thing that distinguishes "Asura who become Deva" from "Asura who remain Asura" is intent, action and choices they make in their mythic lives.
tl;dr: Asura = demigod/lesser god
tl;dr: Asura = demigod/lesser god
Ethnicity: 9% Indian {Not Native American} / 32% Japanese / 26% English / 29% Bhutanese / 4% Luxembourger
Sex/Gender: Male Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Faculty Position: College Professor for “Magic Attack, Defense, & Stamina”
Residence: Willow Dorm room #213. Often in the field instead in a pull-out closet bed.
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Height: 158.630 cm {5' 2.453"}
Weight: 44.952 kg {99.102 lbs}
Voice: Video: Skip to 2:20 / 6:00. Speaker is "Oboro." Warning! Contains spoilers for “Muramasa: The Demon Blade” & “Muramasa Rebirth”
Hair Color: Lavender
Eye Color: Garnet Red
Skin Color: Clay Bisque
Body Type: Ectomorph
Blood Type: AB+
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Abilities:
❇Spatial Gate Exploitation: I can open all kinds of gates like school gates, city gates, bump gates, logic gates... ah that's not what we're talking about? Warui, warui*... Well, I can open two-way holes that lead into other dimensions, but only to places I've been to before. I can't open/close the gates if there isn't a thin layer of air between objects. However, Using it requires so much power that I often get light-headed and lose control of my body after using it to open 7-9 1x1 meter{slightly larger than 1x1 yard} sized holes. And of course I can change their sizes, but the bigger they are, the more energy it takes and vice versa. I never can recall what happens while I'm out, but I always end up in a different place when I wake up...
❇Pocket Dimensions: Probably due to the fact that I can manipulate gates, I can also create my own little worlds and, in turn, create gates that lead to them. I have only been able to create two though. Maintaining them isn't very hard, but I have to constantly supply the energy equivalent to about 300 calories for each of my dimensions per day or they'll just disappear. Altering them just takes a lot of time and I don't expend much energy from that. Furthermore, I cannot make a dimension larger than 7x7 meters {23x23 ft}. Anything I make in these dimensions cannot be taken out.
- -Dimensions:
Private Storage: A nice open field with soft grass, night sky, moon and stars that aren’t astronomically correct. I just put whatever I want in here... kind of like a bag... I also come in here to rest or get away. The physics here are pretty normal. Though, I think I may have I lessened gravity and friction some.
The Loop: A nearly empty dimension I've made that will loop around forever if you keep going in one direction. There is nothing in here... except for air just in case. Most of the physics here is also pretty normal… except that I have allowed for almost no friction and tripled the gravity. There also isn't any ground dakara*... just be careful.
❇Flight: Hm? Flight?... Ah these? They're removable... I can't actually fly...
For some reason I can move them while I’m wearing them… must be from divine powers maybe?
❇Augmented Physique: Ah, it's not that great really. I can't do anything like replace missing limbs or see so far that I can see the future. It's more like I can just regenerate slightly faster than most people. Maybe around half the time at best? My eyesight is only slightly better at 20/19... apparently. I can hear somewhat better too. But it's not like I can hear a whisper in an auditorium. Other than that I guess I'm stronger than I look probably due to the divine powers in me or some chiz like that. I could probably lift with both arms around 60 kg {132.277 lbs}? I cannot gain any more muscle because of this ability, sadly... Ah, I almost forgot! I also look fairly young most likely due to the fact that I’m 2/3 Asura and will probably live for a few hundred years… unless, of course, I can become a Deva. Then I’ll be immortal!... Tabun*…
❇Elementary Magic: I can use all the elements, however, my mahou* isn’t very powerful honestly. I can do things like attribute a weapon with weak fire for 6 seconds at a time or light up half a small classroom. Demo*… I can’t do anything like erupting spears of rocks and geysers of lava to devastate a city… That’s just ridiculous, at least for me. I never ran out of mana before mostly because I don’t use it too much. I may have a lot kana*…
Personality: Despite appearing quite stoic at times, I'm often sprinting frantically about my mind with random thoughts. Due to this I often stare at people thinking about something completely unrelated to said person. I'm also a forgetful and indecisive person desu*. I don’t enjoy new people, so I just stray away from them unless they come to me. People think I’m antisocial except for my family since they’re my only friends… I’m very erratic and eccentric in actuality desu*. My grandniece Euka says I’m easy to tease, but I would like to think otherwise. Usually calm and relaxed except when I wake up where I’m very lethargic and on edge. Somewhat lazy, so you can find me sleeping on benches or in the lounges from time to time.
History:
Completely unnecessary to read Also… I’m sorry that this history has a lot of fluff-‘n-stuff… There’s a summary down below if you’d like to read that instead.
"Ahhhkay, now it's time for my backstory!"
"No, I am sure that these poor people are tired of you by now."
"Ack! The Narrator?! Dōshiteeeeee*?... And why do you sound like Morgan Freeman?"
"Neither of those are of paramount importance as of this moment! Now go sit in the corner while I read this script to the good people of Ashhaven."
"Eeehh... demo*... I was really looking forward to it..."
"Stop acting so young! Now go be a good old lady and knit or talk about wormholes on a television show."
"..." [Whispers: "Well, I can't really go against Morgan Freeman’s voice..."]
"Well, what are you waiting for?! A farewell party? Leave the recording studio already!"
"Haaah... fine. Demo*, you're going to treat me to some shabu-shabu in town later, alright?" [Walks out]
"... Finally, she's gone. I may be filthy rich, but I will not buy her anything.
Sorry about the inconvenience. Now, to start this man's emotionally scarring backstory.
Disowned by his parents and raised by Ocelots... Huh? What did you say?... This is the wrong script?! Shoot. Sorry about that. This is for a thing I'm doing later for a peculiar pharmacist. [Shuffles]
Ah, here it is. Okay, get ready for his real backstory... [Pauses for Dramatic Effect] now..."
"Ahhhkay, now it's time for my backstory!"
"No, I am sure that these poor people are tired of you by now."
"Ack! The Narrator?! Dōshiteeeeee*?... And why do you sound like Morgan Freeman?"
"Neither of those are of paramount importance as of this moment! Now go sit in the corner while I read this script to the good people of Ashhaven."
"Eeehh... demo*... I was really looking forward to it..."
"Stop acting so young! Now go be a good old lady and knit or talk about wormholes on a television show."
"..." [Whispers: "Well, I can't really go against Morgan Freeman’s voice..."]
"Well, what are you waiting for?! A farewell party? Leave the recording studio already!"
"Haaah... fine. Demo*, you're going to treat me to some shabu-shabu in town later, alright?" [Walks out]
"... Finally, she's gone. I may be filthy rich, but I will not buy her anything.
Sorry about the inconvenience. Now, to start this man's emotionally scarring backstory.
Disowned by his parents and raised by Ocelots... Huh? What did you say?... This is the wrong script?! Shoot. Sorry about that. This is for a thing I'm doing later for a peculiar pharmacist. [Shuffles]
Ah, here it is. Okay, get ready for his real backstory... [Pauses for Dramatic Effect] now..."
Full History: The whole chiz with all the fluff and no budget-cuts. Please read this eventually…
Originally a boy, Renoko Kensuni lived until he was 34. Now I will get as to why he is nonexistent and Rukona has taken his place, but that is not vital right now. Not in his early days. Due to a family tradition to respect their origins, his family traveled to India to give birth to him. After 2 months, they moved to Luxembourg because his dad said it was good for the baby. Though in actuality, he mostly wanted to capture the scenery, landmarks, and, of course, family in film. It wasn't surprising that his family moved so much since they enjoyed meeting family members and things of that nature.
Spending a good portion of his childhood in Luxembourg and making an abundance of friends, his family moved to California, U.S.A. after his 7th birthday. Scared that this was "Christmas coal" for ruining a few of his father's films, he told himself he would never touch photos again unless he was told to. This wasn't the actual reason, of course. His parents really moved to California to visit Hollywood in hopes of catching a glimpse of their favorite silent movie star, Jean Arthur, on film. They never did because 5 months later, they decided it was time to move back to India where they gave birth to Renoko's twin brother and sister, Fuchi and Janii respectively. After 2 years, they moved again to Japan in order to support their relatives in the Japanese Navy.
Whilst in Japan, he met with his 2nd uncle Seo. Seo told him that he was working on what he called "The new, fantastical form of entertainment" that required people to hand draw multiple pictures and compile them into a film. Unexpectedly, over half the extended family thought that it would never catch on because it was just so tedious, including Renoko. Seo cursed fervently at family meetings about the little family support he got. On August 9, 1945 he and his mother met with Seo in Nagasaki where he gave them a copy of his newest works made to boost Japan’s dwindling morale literally called, "Rise, Defend, Amazing!: The Ultimate Battleship YA-MA-TOOOooooo!" It was about the battleship Yamato rising out of the ocean along with her sister ship Musashi, both commanded by young, magical girls, to destroy the U.S. Navy and stop the bombings in Japan. Ironically, while Renoko and his mother drove back to his family in Omura, the U.S. dropped "Fat Man" onto Nagasaki. They were far enough not to be caught in the explosion but close enough to be affected by the shockwave. His mother swerved their new 1940s Pontiac into another adjacent vehicle to their left, causing them to hit oncoming traffic. Furthermore, a car behind them blew a back tire that was much too inflated and caused it to flip onto one of the cars the mother and son crashed into, crushing the driver and splattering blood all over the road and vehicles. Renoko was able to make it out, but with 3 broken fingers, various cuts, a broken nose, and a bruised pancreas. His mother wasn’t so lucky, coming out with a broken leg and a fractured skull. He was transported to a hospital in Omura to be near family and was given a tissue box along with the words translated from Japanese, “Hey, boy! Try not to bleed so much, ‘kay?” His mother was transported to a hospital closer to the crash site. However, on the way there, she died from an allergic reaction. This was due to some avocado hand cream that a part-time nurse used to over moisturize their skin as a way to cope with the anxiety of an another nuclear attack.
After another month, his immediate family moved to England to get away from the trauma in Japan. Renoko, oddly, had no trouble getting over his mom’s death and the nuclear attack. He did get the most random nosebleeds, stomach aches and headaches. Perhaps these were due to the car injuries or something else. Nevertheless, he found any kind of misfortune entertaining. After living in England for 9 years and much teasing on his sister Janii by pronouncing it “Johnny” instead of “Hanii,” he applied to the University of Oxford. Unfortunately, he couldn’t get in, but was offered half the tuition in the United States’ Cohlage Iz University. With his mostly bug-free dorm, he studied Economics alone outdoors. That was, after finishing his basics hippies started showing up. His family moved with him since they couldn’t bear to part with another family member. Getting mostly Cs from the inability to animate himself to attend lectures, his dad brought him to a doctor thinking that he was going mental. The Mexican doctor examined him only to find that instead of a mental defect, he found that Renoko had bladder cancer. To find out why, the doctor did a few more tests and discovered that Renoko had radiation poisoning to top it off. The doctor told him that he was lucky there weren’t any major effects up until now, but with the current technology, there wasn’t any way he could help him. All Renoko could do is await his death before 1 score would come to pass.
Studying hard for the total of 11 years, he received his PhD in Economics to make his family proud. During that time, his body had degraded even further, and he decided to leave his family to save them the pain of his death. Abusing the grant money he received from the university and some left over money from scholarships, he travelled the world for nearly 4 and a half years, visiting his other family members one last time. After his birthday, he bought a final plane ticket to India, planning to die there. However, the plane was accidentally struck by a covert, classified missile test launched by the Russians while flying from Luxembourg. The missile hit the cockpit of the aircraft, and the plane crashed into the Caspian Sea. This incident was covered up with the excuse of flying into a flock of migrating birds. The illogical explanation was never investigated due to the fact the plane was in the sea. As the plane slowly sank with its passengers, Renoko thought, “Maybe… this isn’t such a bad way to die” as he chucked cynically.
But, by the grace of the Devas’ questionable, drunken roulette game played up above, Renoko was saved from drowning, radiation poisoning, and bladder cancer. Seeing that a weak, foxlike Asura was already feeding off the illnesses plaguing Renoko, the unnamed Deva fused both of their bodies into one, just ‘cuz. However, that weak Asura’s soul had grown corrupt from feeding off his maladies and thus had to be torn and sealed away in another dimension. Because of this, Renoko couldn’t live without a stronger Asura corpse since this one was considerably weak. Finding this interesting, another Deva came and provided a recently deceased Asura who had the ability to manipulated otherworldly gates. It was then that a new being was born… in the Caspian Sea.
She awoke floating face-down in the water, and lifting her head, she gasped for air. Flailing about for about 2 minutes, she finally calmed down and swam towards shore. It was, sadly, a kilometer away. Finally reaching the sand, she noticed that she was now wearing new clothes, had “wings” and most intriguingly of all, a girl now. Euphorically running about praising random gods and goddesses in 3 different languages until she got a sore throat, she finally settled down and went for some ice cream to celebrate. While at the ice cream stand on Azerbaijan beach, many people saw and thought she was their goddess and Salvatore. This honestly creeped her out, but she did get the whole ice cream cart for free. Shortly after Renoko finished her 4th cone, the Devas who had revived her revealed themselves and transported her and the ice cream cart to the heavens. There they explained how she was still alive, exempting the drunken roulette part, and told her that they did it to test what would happen and whether if she would be able to become a Deva like any other Asura. Also, they just wanted an intern to do work for them and the ice cream cart. Graciously accepting it thinking that this would be a good way to repay them for this new life, she decided upon a new name. This was really when Aeovshi was born. Although, she soon regretted that after finishing her unknown flavored Azerbaijani ice cream and renamed herself Rukona after thinking about it for 29 hours.
Working for the Devas was… enervating at best. Although, the next decade was ephemeral, Rukona never forgot the long struggles she had to go through, completing irritating requests and sitting for uncomfortable lectures. Finally, after the interning years were over, they allowed for her to journey on her own and come to be independent. Becoming liberated and with much time suddenly at her finger tips, she decided to visit her family. The Devas told her they were currently in Japan, so she embarked there using an ability she inherited from the deceased Asura that was now a part of her. Having learnt how to manipulate the “gates” during the long decade working with the Devas, she easily appeared out of nowhere in front of her family who were, at the time, shopping.
Despite the fact that she was visiting her family again for the first time in over a decade, all the changes that had happened to her and her supposed death from radiation and/or cancer, it was the single most unearthly, creepy moment in her life. Everyone around thought she was someone trying to boost popularity of a new trending sensation they called Japanimation by dressing up as a character from a show. By then, Japanimation had started spreading all over the world and most of her family ironically had gotten caught up in the hype altering their natural life and turning them into otakus*. They, however, are often called weaboos* or wapanese* instead for their non-Japanese appearance. Rukona, having trouble dealing with their excessive zeal, evanesced away faster than a parked moped to catch her breath. Gradually getting closer to these odd people again after stalking them for 8 hours, she was somehow finally able to explain everything that happened to her while she was gone. Expecting flabbergasted expressions on her family’s faces, she was completely thrown aback when they had no skepticism at all and welcomed her back with open arms. Practically frantic by how ambiguous this all seemed, she ran away again only to trip over tangled wires and passed out on the floor. It was a charming family reunion indeed.
Choosing to stay with her family for 26 years, she learned that Fuchi and Janii were both married and had children, her dad was practically broke from buying Japanimation collectibles, and her nieces’ and nephews’ odd speech patterns of inserting random Japanese words into their English sentences. Accumulating the same speech pattern unintentionally for always playing with her nieces and nephews, she was effortlessly shunned by society for being a weaboo* even though the only Japanese animation she had watched was her 2nd uncle’s film scores ago and she could actually speak Japanese fluently. Unconditionally, she went to a family hot spring trip to celebrate her return from the abysmal grip of death and, looking back on it, she’s dismayed at the many ill-fated occurrences that had happened - among other things - with liquor, perverts, and simple confusion. After seeing the birth of her grand nieces and nephews along with her dad’s death from chocking on Pocky and Fuchi’s ever growing dementia, she thought it was about time she had done something useful as an Asura. She left her family again to travel the world, helping wherever she could and killing rampaging, magical beasts for the Devas.
Not being able to help very many people, 5 years passed, and she decided that she should get a job. After all, she was in debt with an equivalent of 98,000 U.S. dollars’ worth in food that had accumulated during her travels. Failing innumerable job applications for not having any birth records or diplomas that were not “hers’”, she got 3 debatable jobs working for small fast-food shacks in Colorado that paid under the table. Selling various unknown chicken parts to the obese, she had to run from the authorities for making a fire in a neighborhood to keep warm and being an illegal immigrant from being unable to get a legal passport. Supposedly also a wanted criminal across the country for “stealing” a governor’s socks and breaking into restricted government facilities.
Bolting beyond a gate she opened into India, the cops were left dumbfounded as to how she magically disappeared. Now banned from Colorado, she reinstated her quest to do great deeds across the land. Rukona aided small countries with their economic problems only to have them fall to bankruptcy again, keeping people and animals safe from falling/jumping off of high places only to have them hunted down or commit suicide respectively… apparently. And when she finally payed off her debt she had amassed a debt of over 210,000 U.S. dollars. After 2 years, she illegally crossed into Japan to get a job as a customer service lady for Euka’s {one of her many grandnieces} 2 story manga/anime store. She earned only 720 yen an hour, which was below minimum wage, to deal with difficult Otakus and even more arduous Weaboos that she attracted into the store, she thought about finding another job even if she was getting time to spend with her stingy grandniece Euka. A year later, she got a flyer as “compensation” for helping a customer and being beautiful in their eyes. This flyer was about joining the anime club in a nearby junior high. Ripping it up furiously from stress of barely affording a bowl of ramen each day, the pieces magically fell into place reading “Smukey’s Heavn.” The remains somehow reminded a mysterious passerby of a school in England rumored to have fantastical girls and lesser fantastical boys called “Aetherkademy” that also didn’t require any form of license or identification. Quickly intrigued by the possibility of a new job, she went into an internet café to find this school. Unable to adapt herself to technology, she had to call the help desk multiple times where they had to sooth her reactions of touchscreen devices and taught her how to use them and about Google. Astounded by everything around her, she mistyped “Aetherkademy” which autocorrected into “Ashhaven Academy.” Finding the coordinates to Ashhaven, she, again, illegally crossed a border and ended up in Oxford since it was the closest place she knew to Ashhaven.
Wandering about for a few weeks while being shunned by society for her speech, she gave up and slept on a bench. She awoke to the resonating school bell 2 days later and decided that she’ll just settle for applying to school here. Remembering her last interview at a school where she was escorted out by security and handed over to police custody for “impersonating” Renoko Kensuni and for apparently being a kid who ran away from home to stalk someone at the school, she decided to not show her birth certificate. Walking by various species to the principal’s office to apply for the job, some probably thought that she was a high school problem child who was in for some disciplinary punishment for breaking a vending machine earlier that day for a granola bar. Though she actually just hit the machine a few times ruing the fact that she didn’t exchange her little yen into euros; the machine by some means burst right as she was walking away in order to avoid a particular old man she saw. So she took a granola bar leaving 200 yen in its place. In conclusion, Rukona successfully became a professor unknowingly for Ashhaven Academy. For the reason that the headmaster accepted her as a teacher was due to the fact the staff was shorthanded and needed as many faculty members as soon as possible for the masses of inbound students that came to attend that year. Rukona unfortunately downright missed the open positions for economic courses and still doesn’t know about them now. Even so, she’s just pleased with being able to earn a decent job without relying on shady people or family. And so, that’s how her first day of school began…
Spending a good portion of his childhood in Luxembourg and making an abundance of friends, his family moved to California, U.S.A. after his 7th birthday. Scared that this was "Christmas coal" for ruining a few of his father's films, he told himself he would never touch photos again unless he was told to. This wasn't the actual reason, of course. His parents really moved to California to visit Hollywood in hopes of catching a glimpse of their favorite silent movie star, Jean Arthur, on film. They never did because 5 months later, they decided it was time to move back to India where they gave birth to Renoko's twin brother and sister, Fuchi and Janii respectively. After 2 years, they moved again to Japan in order to support their relatives in the Japanese Navy.
Whilst in Japan, he met with his 2nd uncle Seo. Seo told him that he was working on what he called "The new, fantastical form of entertainment" that required people to hand draw multiple pictures and compile them into a film. Unexpectedly, over half the extended family thought that it would never catch on because it was just so tedious, including Renoko. Seo cursed fervently at family meetings about the little family support he got. On August 9, 1945 he and his mother met with Seo in Nagasaki where he gave them a copy of his newest works made to boost Japan’s dwindling morale literally called, "Rise, Defend, Amazing!: The Ultimate Battleship YA-MA-TOOOooooo!" It was about the battleship Yamato rising out of the ocean along with her sister ship Musashi, both commanded by young, magical girls, to destroy the U.S. Navy and stop the bombings in Japan. Ironically, while Renoko and his mother drove back to his family in Omura, the U.S. dropped "Fat Man" onto Nagasaki. They were far enough not to be caught in the explosion but close enough to be affected by the shockwave. His mother swerved their new 1940s Pontiac into another adjacent vehicle to their left, causing them to hit oncoming traffic. Furthermore, a car behind them blew a back tire that was much too inflated and caused it to flip onto one of the cars the mother and son crashed into, crushing the driver and splattering blood all over the road and vehicles. Renoko was able to make it out, but with 3 broken fingers, various cuts, a broken nose, and a bruised pancreas. His mother wasn’t so lucky, coming out with a broken leg and a fractured skull. He was transported to a hospital in Omura to be near family and was given a tissue box along with the words translated from Japanese, “Hey, boy! Try not to bleed so much, ‘kay?” His mother was transported to a hospital closer to the crash site. However, on the way there, she died from an allergic reaction. This was due to some avocado hand cream that a part-time nurse used to over moisturize their skin as a way to cope with the anxiety of an another nuclear attack.
After another month, his immediate family moved to England to get away from the trauma in Japan. Renoko, oddly, had no trouble getting over his mom’s death and the nuclear attack. He did get the most random nosebleeds, stomach aches and headaches. Perhaps these were due to the car injuries or something else. Nevertheless, he found any kind of misfortune entertaining. After living in England for 9 years and much teasing on his sister Janii by pronouncing it “Johnny” instead of “Hanii,” he applied to the University of Oxford. Unfortunately, he couldn’t get in, but was offered half the tuition in the United States’ Cohlage Iz University. With his mostly bug-free dorm, he studied Economics alone outdoors. That was, after finishing his basics hippies started showing up. His family moved with him since they couldn’t bear to part with another family member. Getting mostly Cs from the inability to animate himself to attend lectures, his dad brought him to a doctor thinking that he was going mental. The Mexican doctor examined him only to find that instead of a mental defect, he found that Renoko had bladder cancer. To find out why, the doctor did a few more tests and discovered that Renoko had radiation poisoning to top it off. The doctor told him that he was lucky there weren’t any major effects up until now, but with the current technology, there wasn’t any way he could help him. All Renoko could do is await his death before 1 score would come to pass.
Studying hard for the total of 11 years, he received his PhD in Economics to make his family proud. During that time, his body had degraded even further, and he decided to leave his family to save them the pain of his death. Abusing the grant money he received from the university and some left over money from scholarships, he travelled the world for nearly 4 and a half years, visiting his other family members one last time. After his birthday, he bought a final plane ticket to India, planning to die there. However, the plane was accidentally struck by a covert, classified missile test launched by the Russians while flying from Luxembourg. The missile hit the cockpit of the aircraft, and the plane crashed into the Caspian Sea. This incident was covered up with the excuse of flying into a flock of migrating birds. The illogical explanation was never investigated due to the fact the plane was in the sea. As the plane slowly sank with its passengers, Renoko thought, “Maybe… this isn’t such a bad way to die” as he chucked cynically.
But, by the grace of the Devas’ questionable, drunken roulette game played up above, Renoko was saved from drowning, radiation poisoning, and bladder cancer. Seeing that a weak, foxlike Asura was already feeding off the illnesses plaguing Renoko, the unnamed Deva fused both of their bodies into one, just ‘cuz. However, that weak Asura’s soul had grown corrupt from feeding off his maladies and thus had to be torn and sealed away in another dimension. Because of this, Renoko couldn’t live without a stronger Asura corpse since this one was considerably weak. Finding this interesting, another Deva came and provided a recently deceased Asura who had the ability to manipulated otherworldly gates. It was then that a new being was born… in the Caspian Sea.
She awoke floating face-down in the water, and lifting her head, she gasped for air. Flailing about for about 2 minutes, she finally calmed down and swam towards shore. It was, sadly, a kilometer away. Finally reaching the sand, she noticed that she was now wearing new clothes, had “wings” and most intriguingly of all, a girl now. Euphorically running about praising random gods and goddesses in 3 different languages until she got a sore throat, she finally settled down and went for some ice cream to celebrate. While at the ice cream stand on Azerbaijan beach, many people saw and thought she was their goddess and Salvatore. This honestly creeped her out, but she did get the whole ice cream cart for free. Shortly after Renoko finished her 4th cone, the Devas who had revived her revealed themselves and transported her and the ice cream cart to the heavens. There they explained how she was still alive, exempting the drunken roulette part, and told her that they did it to test what would happen and whether if she would be able to become a Deva like any other Asura. Also, they just wanted an intern to do work for them and the ice cream cart. Graciously accepting it thinking that this would be a good way to repay them for this new life, she decided upon a new name. This was really when Aeovshi was born. Although, she soon regretted that after finishing her unknown flavored Azerbaijani ice cream and renamed herself Rukona after thinking about it for 29 hours.
Working for the Devas was… enervating at best. Although, the next decade was ephemeral, Rukona never forgot the long struggles she had to go through, completing irritating requests and sitting for uncomfortable lectures. Finally, after the interning years were over, they allowed for her to journey on her own and come to be independent. Becoming liberated and with much time suddenly at her finger tips, she decided to visit her family. The Devas told her they were currently in Japan, so she embarked there using an ability she inherited from the deceased Asura that was now a part of her. Having learnt how to manipulate the “gates” during the long decade working with the Devas, she easily appeared out of nowhere in front of her family who were, at the time, shopping.
Despite the fact that she was visiting her family again for the first time in over a decade, all the changes that had happened to her and her supposed death from radiation and/or cancer, it was the single most unearthly, creepy moment in her life. Everyone around thought she was someone trying to boost popularity of a new trending sensation they called Japanimation by dressing up as a character from a show. By then, Japanimation had started spreading all over the world and most of her family ironically had gotten caught up in the hype altering their natural life and turning them into otakus*. They, however, are often called weaboos* or wapanese* instead for their non-Japanese appearance. Rukona, having trouble dealing with their excessive zeal, evanesced away faster than a parked moped to catch her breath. Gradually getting closer to these odd people again after stalking them for 8 hours, she was somehow finally able to explain everything that happened to her while she was gone. Expecting flabbergasted expressions on her family’s faces, she was completely thrown aback when they had no skepticism at all and welcomed her back with open arms. Practically frantic by how ambiguous this all seemed, she ran away again only to trip over tangled wires and passed out on the floor. It was a charming family reunion indeed.
Choosing to stay with her family for 26 years, she learned that Fuchi and Janii were both married and had children, her dad was practically broke from buying Japanimation collectibles, and her nieces’ and nephews’ odd speech patterns of inserting random Japanese words into their English sentences. Accumulating the same speech pattern unintentionally for always playing with her nieces and nephews, she was effortlessly shunned by society for being a weaboo* even though the only Japanese animation she had watched was her 2nd uncle’s film scores ago and she could actually speak Japanese fluently. Unconditionally, she went to a family hot spring trip to celebrate her return from the abysmal grip of death and, looking back on it, she’s dismayed at the many ill-fated occurrences that had happened - among other things - with liquor, perverts, and simple confusion. After seeing the birth of her grand nieces and nephews along with her dad’s death from chocking on Pocky and Fuchi’s ever growing dementia, she thought it was about time she had done something useful as an Asura. She left her family again to travel the world, helping wherever she could and killing rampaging, magical beasts for the Devas.
Not being able to help very many people, 5 years passed, and she decided that she should get a job. After all, she was in debt with an equivalent of 98,000 U.S. dollars’ worth in food that had accumulated during her travels. Failing innumerable job applications for not having any birth records or diplomas that were not “hers’”, she got 3 debatable jobs working for small fast-food shacks in Colorado that paid under the table. Selling various unknown chicken parts to the obese, she had to run from the authorities for making a fire in a neighborhood to keep warm and being an illegal immigrant from being unable to get a legal passport. Supposedly also a wanted criminal across the country for “stealing” a governor’s socks and breaking into restricted government facilities.
Bolting beyond a gate she opened into India, the cops were left dumbfounded as to how she magically disappeared. Now banned from Colorado, she reinstated her quest to do great deeds across the land. Rukona aided small countries with their economic problems only to have them fall to bankruptcy again, keeping people and animals safe from falling/jumping off of high places only to have them hunted down or commit suicide respectively… apparently. And when she finally payed off her debt she had amassed a debt of over 210,000 U.S. dollars. After 2 years, she illegally crossed into Japan to get a job as a customer service lady for Euka’s {one of her many grandnieces} 2 story manga/anime store. She earned only 720 yen an hour, which was below minimum wage, to deal with difficult Otakus and even more arduous Weaboos that she attracted into the store, she thought about finding another job even if she was getting time to spend with her stingy grandniece Euka. A year later, she got a flyer as “compensation” for helping a customer and being beautiful in their eyes. This flyer was about joining the anime club in a nearby junior high. Ripping it up furiously from stress of barely affording a bowl of ramen each day, the pieces magically fell into place reading “Smukey’s Heavn.” The remains somehow reminded a mysterious passerby of a school in England rumored to have fantastical girls and lesser fantastical boys called “Aetherkademy” that also didn’t require any form of license or identification. Quickly intrigued by the possibility of a new job, she went into an internet café to find this school. Unable to adapt herself to technology, she had to call the help desk multiple times where they had to sooth her reactions of touchscreen devices and taught her how to use them and about Google. Astounded by everything around her, she mistyped “Aetherkademy” which autocorrected into “Ashhaven Academy.” Finding the coordinates to Ashhaven, she, again, illegally crossed a border and ended up in Oxford since it was the closest place she knew to Ashhaven.
Wandering about for a few weeks while being shunned by society for her speech, she gave up and slept on a bench. She awoke to the resonating school bell 2 days later and decided that she’ll just settle for applying to school here. Remembering her last interview at a school where she was escorted out by security and handed over to police custody for “impersonating” Renoko Kensuni and for apparently being a kid who ran away from home to stalk someone at the school, she decided to not show her birth certificate. Walking by various species to the principal’s office to apply for the job, some probably thought that she was a high school problem child who was in for some disciplinary punishment for breaking a vending machine earlier that day for a granola bar. Though she actually just hit the machine a few times ruing the fact that she didn’t exchange her little yen into euros; the machine by some means burst right as she was walking away in order to avoid a particular old man she saw. So she took a granola bar leaving 200 yen in its place. In conclusion, Rukona successfully became a professor unknowingly for Ashhaven Academy. For the reason that the headmaster accepted her as a teacher was due to the fact the staff was shorthanded and needed as many faculty members as soon as possible for the masses of inbound students that came to attend that year. Rukona unfortunately downright missed the open positions for economic courses and still doesn’t know about them now. Even so, she’s just pleased with being able to earn a decent job without relying on shady people or family. And so, that’s how her first day of school began…
The Summary: For all those who are too lazy to read the history or don’t have time and etc. Enjoy~
Born in India as a boy, but grew up in Luxembourg. Moved to India again when he was 7 and got a twin brother and sister. Next, he moved to Japan after 2 years to support family. Hurt in car crash after nuclear bomb. Mother died from allergic reaction to avocado hand cream while transported to hospital. Family moved to England to get away from the trauma and chaos in Japan. He lived there for 9 years until he and his family moved to the United States to attend Cohlage Iz University to study economics for 11 years earning his PhD. There, he also found that he had bladder cancer and radiation poisoning. Separating from his family, he travelled the world for 4 years abusing the grant money he got to research economics to do things like visit family and find a cure. While aboard a plane to India, a classified Russian missile hit the cockpit and it plummeted into the Caspian Sea. This was covered up by the Russians as an unfortunate accident where the plane flew into migrating birds. Thinking it wasn’t such a bad way to die, Renoko lost consciousness.
The Devas up above were playing a drunken roulette game that ended up getting one of them to save Renoko’s life. Seeing a weak fox-like Asura that was feeding upon the maladies plaguing Renoko that must’ve been following him for quite some time, the Deva fused the Asura’s body with Renoko’s to save his life. Unfortunatly, the Asura’s soul was corrupted from feeding on the maladies, so they had to seal it away. Needing just a little bit more to be complete since t it was a weakened Asura, another Deva gave a recently deceased Asura who once controlled dimensional gates to fill the gap. With this, Rukona was born and started working for the Devas as recompense for a decade before being released into the world to be fully independent.
She went to meet her family who were now otakus. Oddly unsurprised by her transformation, they welcomed her with open arms. Staying with them for 26 years, she acquired an odd speech pattern where she sometimes speaks Japanese words in English sentences from to her family. Her father died from choking on Pocky and she then travelled the world. Helping people, killing lesser divine beasts, getting debt, illegally crossing borders, working sketchy jobs, repaying debt only to accumulate even more, she finally ended up going back to England. Searching for a decent job that she heard from a mysterious stranger, she searched for Ashhaven Academy. Unable to find it, she fell asleep on a bench apparently in Ashhaven. Giving up searching for Ashhaven in the morning and ignorantly thinking this was another school, she decided to try and get a job here instead. She somehow was accepted as a professor due to the lack of staff for the incoming students this year last minute slightly after the school year began.
Super Summary!: If you’re just that lazy.
✯Born in India as a male.
✯Grew up in Luxembourg until 6.
✯Moved around for 2 years.
✯Lived in England for 9.
✯PhD in Economics after 11 years in U.S.
✯Contracted cancer & radiation poisoning.
✯Travelled world for 4 years.
✯Died from Russian missile.
✯Life saved by Devas.
✯New body from combining with 2 Asuras.
✯Travelled world until ending up in Ashhaven to teach.
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Strengths: Swordplay, agile, natural magical defense, economics, staying neutral, baking chewy brownies, managing money, balancing, expecting the unexpected plot twists, being shunned
Weaknesses: Ignorance, easily fatigued, anything she finds creepy, spicy food, giving CPR, slow in mornings, flirting, holding liquor, executing rational decisions, making rapid, decisive actions
Likes: Stars, daydreaming, sleeping, homemade food, watching interpretive dance, dark chocolate, cheap things, limited time deals, unusual ice cream flavors, chewing bones, being praised, jelly on pizza, wax fingers, bubble baths, soft stuff, discovery, “Paris By Night”
Dislikes: Weaboos, seafood except fish, cologne/perfume, air fresheners, frozen foods except for ice cream, obnoxious people, makeup, white chocolate, growling stomachs, hot springs, dirt, spicy food, vehicles except mopeds, out of tune instruments, tickling, Mongolian nut mix
Other: Went to several different dimensions while working with the Devas and still works with them every so often. During one of her travels, she tested out the limits of her powers a few times which resulted in her ending up in a dimension that is a few years ahead, Ashhaven exists, and Renoko never died along with a few other discrepancies. However, she doesn’t know about this quite yet. Plays card games with herself when bored since she doesn’t have friends. Ignorant with technology. Always rounds to 3 decimal places, even if there are zeroes. Can speak English and Japanese fluently and, in addition, can speak extremely broken Hindu. Has no other set of clothes because she’s poor. Sometimes wears black-rimmed glasses prescribed for her nearly legally blind sister Janii to have fun looking smart. Will happily accept money or food (though unrequired) to tutor in any subject the best she can. Sometimes will insert Japanese words into English speech. Virtually unable to build up a tolerance to anything like spice/liquor. Takes things literally. May brush her teeth at places like swimming pools or drinking fountains, but not in the restroom.
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❇Warui – Sorry
❇Dakara – So; therefore
❇Desu – Pronounced “Dess.” No one really knows what it means. It’s just one of those words you can’t translate. Usually used for more formal speech. Has been translated as “to be.”
❇Tabun – Probably; most likely
❇Demo – But
❇Kana – I wonder
❇Mahou – Magic
❇Dōshite – Commonly pronounced “Dough-shh-tae.” Why
❇Otaku – Japanese term for people with obsessive, unhealthy interests, commonly the anime and manga fandom.
❇Weaboo/Wapanese – Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. Act like their Japanese. Think Japan/anime is better than everything else. Boasts about the little knowledge they have. Commonly unemployed.
❇Dakara – So; therefore
❇Desu – Pronounced “Dess.” No one really knows what it means. It’s just one of those words you can’t translate. Usually used for more formal speech. Has been translated as “to be.”
❇Tabun – Probably; most likely
❇Demo – But
❇Kana – I wonder
❇Mahou – Magic
❇Dōshite – Commonly pronounced “Dough-shh-tae.” Why
❇Otaku – Japanese term for people with obsessive, unhealthy interests, commonly the anime and manga fandom.
❇Weaboo/Wapanese – Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. Act like their Japanese. Think Japan/anime is better than everything else. Boasts about the little knowledge they have. Commonly unemployed.
