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 Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:23 pm
Merchant > babe how do you make chicken noodle soup
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:32 pm
Mari > boil some water, cook some chicken
Mari > shove that s**t together
Mari > ******** bam, chicken soup
Mari > oh wait. boil some noodles and add that too. THEN you have chicken noodle soup. didnt read the noodle part.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:42 pm
Merchant > ok nice that's what I thought I'll buy a chicken and some noodles on the way home
Merchant > now I just have to find the kid
Merchant > seriously who lives in wales and doesn't own an umbrella
Merchant > it ******** rains half the year
Merchant > wait what's th
Merchant >
Merchant > was that lightning
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:46 pm
Mari > people who know improb, I guess??
Mari > and yeah, that was lightning.
Mari > aka shanta.
Mari > probably.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:15 pm
Merchant > you magick types are too ******** lazy
Merchant > what if you run out of magic??? then what???
Merchant > then you're exhausted and wet and miserable af
Merchant > at least you're not that careless right mari
Merchant >
Merchant > marianne please tell me you own an umbrella.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:21 pm
Mari > ....
Mari > ...
Mari > just checked the back of my shoe closet. My answer is this:
Mari > Fight me, scrublord.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 3:10 pm
Merchant > .........
Merchant > babe you need a ******** umbrella
Merchant > it rains all the time here how the ******** have you managed
Merchant > ok let me just
Merchant > there was this store I saw when I was in london let me find their website
Merchant > 
Merchant > how about this one??? it's pretty cheap as far as umbrellas go
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 3:32 pm
Mari > I do not NEED an umbrella.
Mari > Improb is a spell I happen to know
Mari > and also that s**t looks like it'll get ruined after one tromp in the rain.
Mari > It's fine. Even when I do walk through the rain, I don't get sick or anything, so whatever.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:07 pm
Merchant > nah I've bought from here
Merchant > the umbrellas are pretty sturdy even if they don't look it
Merchant > and they're pretty cheap too?? good deal
Merchant > besides if it gets ruined I'll just buy you a new one
Merchant > marianne come on
Merchant > you shouldn't walk around in the rain what the ******** what kinda immune system do you have and where can I get in on this s**t
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 3:16 pm
Mari > ugh, fine, damn.
Mari > you're so pushy.
Mari > I don't believe in your definition of cheap but whatever.
Mari > You used to be a pretty cheap a*****e two years back, so I'm sure you know the difference.
Mari > sorry for the delay. I was cooking and the electric stove went out on me.
Mari > Im going to ******** kill that brat.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:24 pm
Merchant > it's only 150 euros
Merchant > p cheap
Merchant > bought it already
Merchant > wait are you cooking
Merchant > is it one of sasha's recipes
Merchant > make enough for two
Merchant > possibly four
Merchant > I'm still looking for the kid
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:34 pm
Mari > I'm coming over to finish this s**t at your place, then.
Mari > Before I get too ******** lazy and just give up on it.
Mari > And 150 euros is NOT cheap, you gigantic a*****e.
Mari > Christ. I'm letting myself in, btw.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:42 pm
Merchant > go the hell ahead I gave you the key for a reason
Merchant > jack's probs asleep on the couch don't wake him up
Merchant > he's weird when he wakes up
Merchant > and let me rephrase
Merchant > 150 euros is cheap
Merchant > to me
Merchant > also I hope you can make a lot bc I'm coming with the Kids
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