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 Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:53 pm
I claim this thread to be a joke thread.
surprised
So, post your random jokes here. Or else!
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:00 pm
You know a guy has a high sperm count when his girlfriend has to chew before swallowing. xp
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:29 pm
Aka Shindou You know a guy has a high sperm count when his girlfriend has to chew before swallowing. xp
You know a person is a Gaia addict when their gold count is higher than the dollar amount a basketball player makes in a year.
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:57 am
lol
What's black and blue and moans a lot?
The little boy in Michael Jackson's closet.
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:01 am
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer
COMPLAINTS.
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:03 pm
Guardian of Fire 666 A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
Haha. THat's great...
*Sighs*
If only I could find that funny right now.
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:32 pm
I thought this would be good for here!
What is the difference between a lesbian and a triscut? Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker! xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:38 pm
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"I'll see you next month..."
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:49 pm
xd
Funny jokes.
Too bad I don't remember any decent jokes that I used to know. I had a little booklet that I made full of jokes, especially dirty ones.
In the meantime, I will wait for more jokes.
.:: ::.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:07 pm
what do you do with 365 used rubbers?
melt them down and call it a good year
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:23 pm
What's the difference between a Grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One's made out of plastic and is dangerous to young children, and the other is used for carrying groceries.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:30 am
After a night of hot lovemaking, the exhausted young man turned over to look at his lady friend, sleeping quietly. Suddenly, a shock of guilt suddenly befell him. A voice inside him said, "Hey, it's cool, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." After that, he felt relieved, until a second voice popped into his head.
"No, but you're a veterinarian!"
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