Look before you leap. Or wear a parachute.

Warning: do not eat your future.

Some men dream of fortunes. Some men dream of cookies.

Fortune not found! Abort? Retry? Ignore?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When in anger, sing the alphabet.

There's no such thing as an ordinary cat.

A nice cake is waiting for you.

Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.

Your reality check is about to bounce.

Drive like hell, you will get there.

Okay to look at past and future, just don't stare.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Of all 27 alternatives, running away is best.

You are going nowhere, but at least is interesting path.