So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts!"
I said "You got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts!"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts!"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls!"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters!"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check..."
"NO, we're outta bear claws!"
I said "Well, in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels."
I said "OK, I'll take that"
whee heart